Don't drink and Copilot.
A message from Concerned Social Media Users of the Internet.

I took driving lessons in the unforgiving streets of Montréal, in winter, in the late 80s. Get out of my way.

That's great advice!
We need to be hatin' less.
We need to...

We can build a life on our shared disdain for all humanity.
Ladies? Anyone??

I'm convinced Big Hose are keeping the formula for tear-proof tights from us.

I like my scotch the way I like my air: not too smoky.

I've been told that if I want to achieve my goals, I should go that extra step.

Just a li'l reminder...

I know I've shared this before, but it bears repeating: there's an American-style whiskey (can't call it bourbon) right here in Ontario, and its from the folks at Sleeman. I've had it, and I'd buy it again.

Happy Superb Owl Sunday to those who celebrate.

I've no pets, but here're some stuffies.
Also, I read 'ballache' as though it rhymes with 'ganache' and thought it was a fancy word I'd never heard of.