Steven Peterson
@stevenp.bsky.social
I make the apps that come on your phone
My reaction when the hotel people try to explain to me what the “resort fees” are paying for
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My reaction when the hotel people try to explain to me what the “resort fees” are paying for
It’s been awhile since I’ve shared a Pretzel pic, so here she is
July 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It’s been awhile since I’ve shared a Pretzel pic, so here she is
Pretzel’s discovered a new game!
July 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Pretzel’s discovered a new game!
Pretzel finally barked for the first time today, in protest of the constant surveillance I’m subjecting her to
June 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Pretzel finally barked for the first time today, in protest of the constant surveillance I’m subjecting her to
The news is awful so cuddle with Pretzel instead
June 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The news is awful so cuddle with Pretzel instead
Curse you for making me say this out loud to myself and embarrassing myself in front of Pretzel
June 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Curse you for making me say this out loud to myself and embarrassing myself in front of Pretzel
Pretzel discovered a new friend last night!
May 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Pretzel discovered a new friend last night!
Pretzel had her first bath today and she’s all fluffy and fabulous
May 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Pretzel had her first bath today and she’s all fluffy and fabulous
It’s only been a week but I can’t remember my life before her 🥰
May 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s only been a week but I can’t remember my life before her 🥰
This dog is going to inherit all of my assets
May 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This dog is going to inherit all of my assets
Pretzel just figured out how to jump on the bed so I guess she’s not gonna be sleeping in the crate much longer
May 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Pretzel just figured out how to jump on the bed so I guess she’s not gonna be sleeping in the crate much longer
We have a name! I’d like to introduce you all to… PRETZEL! 🥨✨
May 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We have a name! I’d like to introduce you all to… PRETZEL! 🥨✨
She doesn’t have a name yet, but I’m happy to introduce you to my new roommate who came home from the shelter today. 🥰
May 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
She doesn’t have a name yet, but I’m happy to introduce you to my new roommate who came home from the shelter today. 🥰
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The average American has three friends.
It’s too cold out but I like my layers
April 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It’s too cold out but I like my layers
Best friend’s wedding outfit reveal!
April 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Best friend’s wedding outfit reveal!
It was just the 6th anniversary of the best day of my life
April 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It was just the 6th anniversary of the best day of my life
I think it may be me
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I think it may be me
Having a lovely day 😌
March 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Having a lovely day 😌
I one thing about me is I never skip leg day
February 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I one thing about me is I never skip leg day
Do I seem relaxed?
February 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Do I seem relaxed?
Making more friends in Costa Rica this morning 🥰
February 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Making more friends in Costa Rica this morning 🥰
I’m grateful to the girl who helped me
February 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I’m grateful to the girl who helped me