Steve P
stevepav.bsky.social
Steve P
@stevepav.bsky.social
Person.
I do it all the time. My favorite move is to take a dirty dish in the sink, wash it, use it for my chili or whatever, then put it back in dirty. If I get away with it, the person is super confused and if they notice, a companywide email is released looking for answers (and usually vengeance).
January 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Greta Morgan, Jeffrey Self, and Molly Shannon are all excellent.
January 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
What blurb writer decided to run with “full release”? Come on.
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The new Naked Gun - not so much for visual power (it’s fantastic aesthetically too, don’t get me wrong) but for a super fun, shared comedy experience.
December 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Skinner!!!
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This is 100% an upcoming Ross Douchehat banger.
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Seriously. Good reporters follow stories, otherwise, you’re just some dingdong stumbling and fumbling your way through li…

David Brooks. I see you.
December 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Enjoy. Oh, also - the COOLEST dance moves!
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It’s true! I was just watching the newly released documentary, Die Hard, and when Al Powell walks out of the am/pm, the sign is clear: $0.74 per gallon. In Los Angeles!
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Guns N’ Roses are the forefathers of Grunge.
December 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Whoa! Shots fired. For the record, I loved the Celestine Prophecy and I don’t believe Redfield’s partner ever made a fool of him by taking an extramarital lover.
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Sneakers
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Well, to be fair, Barstool Sports was inevitable. Portnoy is Thanos in sweatpants.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
JPeeDEEZNUTZ67 - Dearest Geoffrey, please snd buttmuffins (LOL) upon next visit. We are two merry finance fellows, 4evaz. Can’t wait to “hang” on the morrow.

- Morgan “the Organ”
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
No offense, but he looks like Simple Jack.
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ruby Vine
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November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Dude loves Prop 44: Free Tuna Tuesdays at Catnipz!
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM