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Steve Perlstein
@steveperlstein.bsky.social
Milwaukeean by birth, Kiwi by choice. I used to chef. Now I hang out with my wife, play punk rock guitar, umpire New Zealand baseball, and play with my deaf dog.

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Saw an unforgettable show with him, George Thorogood and Gary U.S. Bonds at Summerfest in Milwaukee in 1982. The fact that this amazing evening lives with me 43 years later should tell you something.
December 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Well done. Can't tell you what a great feeling it is to power everything we use — including charging our cars — with 100% solar. Just the best.
December 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I agree with the fight part. Bet it won't be with a knife.
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Also, when someone has a middle initial, all of the AI readers treat that like an end to the sentence.
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social You coming back to Auckland? Seems silly not to, given that you'll be nearly here.
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Sanity would have been to not hire her in the first place.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Man oh man. Drive through West Auckland for 10 minutes and you'll see. A townhouse in every pot.
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Give him a fucking Allen key and set him to work putting bed frames together.
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Can confirm
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m sure. Absolutely not.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Every single digital sign on every motorway in town is warning about Ikea traffic on Thursday.
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
This dude stopped in to where I work last week. He wasn’t thrilled to hear I’d be voting Greens because I’m looking forward to them pulling Labour to the left when they’re in coalition together next year. And not the point, but I’m 5-foot-6. I didn’t realise he’s so short.
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM