"Want to come the World Cup? We're going to need you to tell us every one of your social media accounts, every family member's names, addresses, and phone number, and every email address you've used in the last decade. Welcome to the land of the free!"

What a day. Patti Smith, Lionel Richie, Buzzcocks, and the Dalai Lama. It could only happen there.

And they want to run a whole country?

Illegally?

Right with you!!! UK should never have left.It belongs with its partners in Europe

Ah, but those boats...

Maybe Lisa Nandy could sort it out while she's there. Or maybe she won't...

...and about all that money Russia Today paid you...