Steve Schulz
@steveschulz.bsky.social
Minnesotan. Former journo. Nature nerd. Tree hugger. Bird watcher. Timberwolves truther. I’m just here for the zip line.
I didn’t even know they gave out awards for Best Child Rapist.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I didn’t even know they gave out awards for Best Child Rapist.
“You got any more of that cornbread?”
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“You got any more of that cornbread?”
Every time I see a Wolves opponent making successful bounce passes to each other inside the lane.
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Every time I see a Wolves opponent making successful bounce passes to each other inside the lane.
They need to invent a Kindle where you can turn pages with your brain, so your hands are free to pet your reading buddy.
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
They need to invent a Kindle where you can turn pages with your brain, so your hands are free to pet your reading buddy.
Donte DiVincenzo is looking good tonight. Can’t put my finger on why.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Donte DiVincenzo is looking good tonight. Can’t put my finger on why.
“Sowwy I spent millions to swander you with wacism, can we be fweinds?”
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
“Sowwy I spent millions to swander you with wacism, can we be fweinds?”
Not many beautiful evenings left before winter.
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Not many beautiful evenings left before winter.
Great Blue Heron in northern Minnesota.
October 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Great Blue Heron in northern Minnesota.
The ol’ stealth ankle breaker.
September 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The ol’ stealth ankle breaker.
As a certified Old, I’m nostalgic seeing Tommy Kramer’s number 9 out there again.
September 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
As a certified Old, I’m nostalgic seeing Tommy Kramer’s number 9 out there again.
I have trust issues after watching this.
Well, *more* trust issues anyway.
Well, *more* trust issues anyway.
September 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I have trust issues after watching this.
Well, *more* trust issues anyway.
Well, *more* trust issues anyway.
Sometimes even the Oxford comma can’t bail out a confusing headline.
August 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sometimes even the Oxford comma can’t bail out a confusing headline.
Portrait of a Pooped Pup.
August 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Portrait of a Pooped Pup.
Here’s a cool spider I saw today. Are there any spider folks who could ID it?
August 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Here’s a cool spider I saw today. Are there any spider folks who could ID it?
I’ve burned through two chainsaws this year and counting.
August 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’ve burned through two chainsaws this year and counting.
It’s getting harder to tell the geese from the goslings at this stage.
July 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It’s getting harder to tell the geese from the goslings at this stage.
Cool clouds tonight.
July 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Cool clouds tonight.
“DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS WHO CAN KEEP A WONDERFUL SECRET?”
July 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS WHO CAN KEEP A WONDERFUL SECRET?”
This was a “Nathan for You” episode.
July 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This was a “Nathan for You” episode.
I’ve reached my 50s having never smoked a meat before. But I fixed that today.
July 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ve reached my 50s having never smoked a meat before. But I fixed that today.
Maybe the real Epstein list was the friends he made along the way?
July 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Maybe the real Epstein list was the friends he made along the way?
He, uh, has the nuclear football.
June 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
He, uh, has the nuclear football.