Steve_Scooby (Scotland's Finest.. Yeah right!!)
@stevescooby.bsky.social
I'm just a complete car
crash!!..
Up for a laugh and banter..
You can follow me on Twitter (X) @steve_scooby if you so wish!!
crash!!..
Up for a laugh and banter..
You can follow me on Twitter (X) @steve_scooby if you so wish!!
I dont understand rugby... too many rules!!
February 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I dont understand rugby... too many rules!!
Mark Knopfler had a relative who died and left him some things in his will.
A French impressionist painting and a poultry farm.
Guess you could say he got Monet for nothing and his chicks for free.
A French impressionist painting and a poultry farm.
Guess you could say he got Monet for nothing and his chicks for free.
January 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Mark Knopfler had a relative who died and left him some things in his will.
A French impressionist painting and a poultry farm.
Guess you could say he got Monet for nothing and his chicks for free.
A French impressionist painting and a poultry farm.
Guess you could say he got Monet for nothing and his chicks for free.
Top Tip:- Start every phone call with “My phone is about to die”, that way you can hang up whenever they start to bore you.
January 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Top Tip:- Start every phone call with “My phone is about to die”, that way you can hang up whenever they start to bore you.
David Moyes has promised fans of Everton that they will be in a major European competition next year...
even if he has to write the song himself.
even if he has to write the song himself.
January 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
David Moyes has promised fans of Everton that they will be in a major European competition next year...
even if he has to write the song himself.
even if he has to write the song himself.
C'mon Rangers... this is borderline depressing!!
January 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
C'mon Rangers... this is borderline depressing!!
What a game in Paris.... City defence have been awful!!... thought PSG were going to bottle it when they went 2-0 down... Oh how wrong was I!!
January 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
What a game in Paris.... City defence have been awful!!... thought PSG were going to bottle it when they went 2-0 down... Oh how wrong was I!!
My friend was injured recently when someone threw a bunch of herbs in his face.
He’s now registered as being parsley sighted.
He’s now registered as being parsley sighted.
January 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My friend was injured recently when someone threw a bunch of herbs in his face.
He’s now registered as being parsley sighted.
He’s now registered as being parsley sighted.
I find it ironic that the colours red, white, and blue stand for freedom.
Until they are flashing behind you..
Until they are flashing behind you..
January 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I find it ironic that the colours red, white, and blue stand for freedom.
Until they are flashing behind you..
Until they are flashing behind you..
Today I attended a training course to learn about the most effective way of creating tunnels.
It was boring.
It was boring.
January 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Today I attended a training course to learn about the most effective way of creating tunnels.
It was boring.
It was boring.
When we were kids, my brother always grabbed the lion's share of everything.
Eventually it just snapped and mauled him to death.
Eventually it just snapped and mauled him to death.
December 10, 2024 at 9:18 PM
When we were kids, my brother always grabbed the lion's share of everything.
Eventually it just snapped and mauled him to death.
Eventually it just snapped and mauled him to death.
Happy Birthday to meeeeee!!!.... Am definitely not going to get any better with age... I recon I could get worse!! ha ha ha!!
December 10, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Happy Birthday to meeeeee!!!.... Am definitely not going to get any better with age... I recon I could get worse!! ha ha ha!!
😂😂😂
December 9, 2024 at 10:35 PM
😂😂😂
What's the difference between my bank account and my testicles?
My girlfriend is very fond of draining my bank account.
My girlfriend is very fond of draining my bank account.
December 9, 2024 at 9:36 PM
What's the difference between my bank account and my testicles?
My girlfriend is very fond of draining my bank account.
My girlfriend is very fond of draining my bank account.
A little girl says to her mummy,
"Look mummy I've written my letter to satan. "
"Haha, " said her mum, "yes sweetheart but you mean Santa,"
"FUCK YOU CUNTING WHORE OF BABYLON, I KNOW WHO I MEAN, " she replied.
"Look mummy I've written my letter to satan. "
"Haha, " said her mum, "yes sweetheart but you mean Santa,"
"FUCK YOU CUNTING WHORE OF BABYLON, I KNOW WHO I MEAN, " she replied.
December 9, 2024 at 9:28 PM
A little girl says to her mummy,
"Look mummy I've written my letter to satan. "
"Haha, " said her mum, "yes sweetheart but you mean Santa,"
"FUCK YOU CUNTING WHORE OF BABYLON, I KNOW WHO I MEAN, " she replied.
"Look mummy I've written my letter to satan. "
"Haha, " said her mum, "yes sweetheart but you mean Santa,"
"FUCK YOU CUNTING WHORE OF BABYLON, I KNOW WHO I MEAN, " she replied.
So another year older tomorrow... to be fair I am surprised I have made it to this age with all the shenanigans I used to get up to in my younger years!!
December 9, 2024 at 3:23 PM
So another year older tomorrow... to be fair I am surprised I have made it to this age with all the shenanigans I used to get up to in my younger years!!
is Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots!!!
December 8, 2024 at 1:55 AM
is Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots!!!
Whoever said nothing's impossible has obviously never tried stapling jelly to a tree.
December 8, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Whoever said nothing's impossible has obviously never tried stapling jelly to a tree.
If my dad was still around.. Today would have been his 100th birthday.
Happy Heavenly Birthday dad. 💔💔
Happy Heavenly Birthday dad. 💔💔
December 5, 2024 at 11:43 PM
If my dad was still around.. Today would have been his 100th birthday.
Happy Heavenly Birthday dad. 💔💔
Happy Heavenly Birthday dad. 💔💔
December 4, 2024 at 6:38 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 1, 2024 at 1:35 AM
😂😂😂😂😂😂
A teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"
Little Paddy raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."
"No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion."
"But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."
Little Paddy raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."
"No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion."
"But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."
November 30, 2024 at 7:51 PM
A teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"
Little Paddy raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."
"No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion."
"But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."
Little Paddy raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."
"No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion."
"But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."
Why are people so slow and unorganised when at the till... 15 minutes later, someone was getting all flustered and was flapping around not having a clue what they were doing, I would understand if it was a pensioner!!..
I hate shopping with a vengeance!!
I hate shopping with a vengeance!!
November 30, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Why are people so slow and unorganised when at the till... 15 minutes later, someone was getting all flustered and was flapping around not having a clue what they were doing, I would understand if it was a pensioner!!..
I hate shopping with a vengeance!!
I hate shopping with a vengeance!!
HAPPY ST ANDREWS DAY TEAM!!
a map of scotland with the word alba written on it
ALT: a map of scotland with the word alba written on it
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November 30, 2024 at 11:48 AM
HAPPY ST ANDREWS DAY TEAM!!
November 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
🎶Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me🎶
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me🎶
November 29, 2024 at 11:05 PM
🎶Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me🎶
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me🎶