Wow -- So this is where it all started on the campaign trail. T**mp saw this on the way to a bookstore bathroom in Ohio and didn't realize the sticker was in the way. Now it all makes sense.

Well said, A1 Sauce. And now, a word from our sponsors...

That's a really good point.

Can we get one for "Names Republicans Can't Pronounce?"
e.g.:
"OK, Senator. It's Kamala: like the punctuation mark and the singing note combined -- COMMA-la. Now you try it."
"Got it. Camilla."
"Nope. Not even close."

This one issue with Mr. Garcia bothers me more than anything else with the Trump 2.0 administration. Forget tariffs, forget gold cards, forget the number of days on the golf course, forget DOGE lunacy. The unclothed emperor who makes people disappear at will is a whole other level of evil.

Call me a hipster, but I thought that plaque was better when it read "The beatings will continue until morale improves."

Hey! That's not fair. Even the plagues were limited in how much damage they did. Hail, fire, thunder and lightning, locusts -- they only lasted days, maybe months. We're in this for 4 years. Pharaoh got a slap on the wrist.

Right? Two avocados, an egg, and you're broke! No food, no weight problem! So simple!

Now I finally see why a diet rich in avocados can help a person lose weight. Can't believe I was ever skeptical.

Bless you for your rose-colored-glasses optimism. I give it two, but I hope you're right.