Steve
@stevesomewhere.bsky.social
Villa, Astros, Dolphins. Fairly decent golfer for 12 of every 18 holes. Retired from international football. Didn’t travel to the 2024 Ballon D’Or. EV driver.
All of The Clangers, one by one.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
All of The Clangers, one by one.
Introduce yourself as the author but with the persistent worry that the person doesn’t believe you and thinks it’s some elaborate, if ill-conceived chat up line.
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Introduce yourself as the author but with the persistent worry that the person doesn’t believe you and thinks it’s some elaborate, if ill-conceived chat up line.
He’s devastating when allowed to play the game the way he likes. When not allowed he has no backup plan or obvious interest in finding one.
September 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
He’s devastating when allowed to play the game the way he likes. When not allowed he has no backup plan or obvious interest in finding one.
That is a fine-looking piece of headgear
September 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
That is a fine-looking piece of headgear
That may say more about you than it does about her?
August 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
That may say more about you than it does about her?
Your theory is compelling, but I think it’s actually just stupidity
August 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Your theory is compelling, but I think it’s actually just stupidity
Reg was right to get out when he did
August 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Reg was right to get out when he did
This makes me feel like I’ve just not lived…
August 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This makes me feel like I’ve just not lived…
“Look, it was really cold when I was posing for that..!”
August 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Look, it was really cold when I was posing for that..!”
And yes, I will be citing this recycling of an *extremely* old joke as part of my commitment to saving the planet, one joke at a time…
August 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
And yes, I will be citing this recycling of an *extremely* old joke as part of my commitment to saving the planet, one joke at a time…
“Hey, your dog just did a backflip! That’s neat”
“Yeah he does that whenever an Astro gets on base”
“Wow! So what does he do for a run?!”
“I dunno. He’s only 3.”
😭
“Yeah he does that whenever an Astro gets on base”
“Wow! So what does he do for a run?!”
“I dunno. He’s only 3.”
😭
August 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Hey, your dog just did a backflip! That’s neat”
“Yeah he does that whenever an Astro gets on base”
“Wow! So what does he do for a run?!”
“I dunno. He’s only 3.”
😭
“Yeah he does that whenever an Astro gets on base”
“Wow! So what does he do for a run?!”
“I dunno. He’s only 3.”
😭
Maybe a whole new museum dedicated to ‘stuff that doesn’t exist’? I mean, where do you stop?!
August 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Maybe a whole new museum dedicated to ‘stuff that doesn’t exist’? I mean, where do you stop?!
I think there’s been a mistake here
August 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I think there’s been a mistake here
I think Carol and Thomas may have just finished him off there. And not in a good way…
August 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I think Carol and Thomas may have just finished him off there. And not in a good way…
I’m still trying to imagine Dylan’s view of it all. Miserable git 😂
August 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m still trying to imagine Dylan’s view of it all. Miserable git 😂
I’m no expert. I’ll happily be persuaded that Legs &
Co were operating on a plane that the likes of me couldn’t even comprehend
Co were operating on a plane that the likes of me couldn’t even comprehend
August 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m no expert. I’ll happily be persuaded that Legs &
Co were operating on a plane that the likes of me couldn’t even comprehend
Co were operating on a plane that the likes of me couldn’t even comprehend
What shall we do with the Dylan song?
Bit of Legs & Co and some arty-looking nonsense?
Bit of Legs & Co and some arty-looking nonsense?
August 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What shall we do with the Dylan song?
Bit of Legs & Co and some arty-looking nonsense?
Bit of Legs & Co and some arty-looking nonsense?
Fair play to Madonna for not suing or at least being a bit chippy about it.
August 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fair play to Madonna for not suing or at least being a bit chippy about it.