XmasSteve 🎅🏻
@stevet.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🇬🇧 Someone who tries to be amusing & kind. DMs answered, but no sex talk pls, as my laughing at your ‘sexy’ banter frequently offends. Although retired, my penis is still working. I'm a live and let live kinda guy.
Turned on to BBC1 for Strictly to be confronted by a crocodile mortally wounding a dog which then died. Way to set up a fun show, BBC. Who fucking schedules this.
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Turned on to BBC1 for Strictly to be confronted by a crocodile mortally wounding a dog which then died. Way to set up a fun show, BBC. Who fucking schedules this.
Hope you lit your first Blue Peter Advent candle today, and then called the fire brigade 😘😘😘
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hope you lit your first Blue Peter Advent candle today, and then called the fire brigade 😘😘😘
Random stuff 19.
The Pleasure Beach Gt. Yarmouth in the 60s. In the background is the roller coaster that we older Yarmouth folks called The Scenic Railway.
I was born opposite and would,weirdly, in my late teens become the best ride on the Pleasure Beach, well behind it on the dunes 😂😂😂
The Pleasure Beach Gt. Yarmouth in the 60s. In the background is the roller coaster that we older Yarmouth folks called The Scenic Railway.
I was born opposite and would,weirdly, in my late teens become the best ride on the Pleasure Beach, well behind it on the dunes 😂😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Random stuff 19.
The Pleasure Beach Gt. Yarmouth in the 60s. In the background is the roller coaster that we older Yarmouth folks called The Scenic Railway.
I was born opposite and would,weirdly, in my late teens become the best ride on the Pleasure Beach, well behind it on the dunes 😂😂😂
The Pleasure Beach Gt. Yarmouth in the 60s. In the background is the roller coaster that we older Yarmouth folks called The Scenic Railway.
I was born opposite and would,weirdly, in my late teens become the best ride on the Pleasure Beach, well behind it on the dunes 😂😂😂
Let’s start an over 60s, I’m the same age as my teeth thread, and show these younglings how it’s done 😂
Daddies rule 😜
Daddies rule 😜
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Let’s start an over 60s, I’m the same age as my teeth thread, and show these younglings how it’s done 😂
Daddies rule 😜
Daddies rule 😜
Happy Sunday lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
Time to showcase all the gorgeous men who enrich my life daily 😘😘😘
Sunday Skircle Sexiness 🔥
Time to showcase all the gorgeous men who enrich my life daily 😘😘😘
Sunday Skircle Sexiness 🔥
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Happy Sunday lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
Time to showcase all the gorgeous men who enrich my life daily 😘😘😘
Sunday Skircle Sexiness 🔥
Time to showcase all the gorgeous men who enrich my life daily 😘😘😘
Sunday Skircle Sexiness 🔥
Meanwhile, over at the founding conference of Your Party, things are a little tense and toys have been thrown out of prams. Corbyn calls for unity, Sultana cries Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it infamy.
The rest of us laugh.
The rest of us laugh.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Meanwhile, over at the founding conference of Your Party, things are a little tense and toys have been thrown out of prams. Corbyn calls for unity, Sultana cries Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it infamy.
The rest of us laugh.
The rest of us laugh.
Happy Saturday my sweet, kind, dollops of deliciousness ❤️❤️❤️
Gonna get me a Nintendo Switch, didn’t know it could do that 😂
Gonna get me a Nintendo Switch, didn’t know it could do that 😂
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Happy Saturday my sweet, kind, dollops of deliciousness ❤️❤️❤️
Gonna get me a Nintendo Switch, didn’t know it could do that 😂
Gonna get me a Nintendo Switch, didn’t know it could do that 😂
Probably, only Brits will get this.
Silly Arse.
Silly Arse.
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Probably, only Brits will get this.
Silly Arse.
Silly Arse.
Random stuff 18
When a vase, just won’t do.
When a vase, just won’t do.
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Random stuff 18
When a vase, just won’t do.
When a vase, just won’t do.
Actually got a genuine black Friday bargain.
My usual kilo of Colombian coffee beans was reduced from £18.99 to £13.95, so I bought 2 bags. That's me sorted until February '26. And I bought some rather nice glass tea light holders, reduced. I'd been keeping my eye on them for a few months.
My usual kilo of Colombian coffee beans was reduced from £18.99 to £13.95, so I bought 2 bags. That's me sorted until February '26. And I bought some rather nice glass tea light holders, reduced. I'd been keeping my eye on them for a few months.
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Actually got a genuine black Friday bargain.
My usual kilo of Colombian coffee beans was reduced from £18.99 to £13.95, so I bought 2 bags. That's me sorted until February '26. And I bought some rather nice glass tea light holders, reduced. I'd been keeping my eye on them for a few months.
My usual kilo of Colombian coffee beans was reduced from £18.99 to £13.95, so I bought 2 bags. That's me sorted until February '26. And I bought some rather nice glass tea light holders, reduced. I'd been keeping my eye on them for a few months.
Morning lovelies 😘😘😘
Late posting today.
Had to sort the builders out
Late posting today.
Had to sort the builders out
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Morning lovelies 😘😘😘
Late posting today.
Had to sort the builders out
Late posting today.
Had to sort the builders out
Happy Thursday darlings 😘❤️😘❤️😘 & to our American cousins Happy Thanksgiving ❤️❤️
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Happy Thursday darlings 😘❤️😘❤️😘 & to our American cousins Happy Thanksgiving ❤️❤️
Happy hump day my gorgeous ones 😘😘😘🍑🍑🍑😘😘😘
Louis Fratino, The Invitation, 2019
Louis Fratino, The Invitation, 2019
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Happy hump day my gorgeous ones 😘😘😘🍑🍑🍑😘😘😘
Louis Fratino, The Invitation, 2019
Louis Fratino, The Invitation, 2019
Random stuff 17.
Crotch et
Crotch et
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Random stuff 17.
Crotch et
Crotch et
Happy Tuesday gorgeous people 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
Kisses for you all 😘😘😘
Kisses for you all 😘😘😘
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Happy Tuesday gorgeous people 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
Kisses for you all 😘😘😘
Kisses for you all 😘😘😘
Random stuff 16.
More Panto.
He's behind you!
More Panto.
He's behind you!
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Random stuff 16.
More Panto.
He's behind you!
More Panto.
He's behind you!
I discovered today, I'd been 'unfollowed' by someone. I'm mildly surprised, but such is unsocial media. I'm, meh! But my tidy little mind likes reasons for stuff. Oh well, another mystery. ?????
Random stuff 15.
Get knotted (or things I learned in the Boy Scouts hut).
Random stuff 15.
Get knotted (or things I learned in the Boy Scouts hut).
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I discovered today, I'd been 'unfollowed' by someone. I'm mildly surprised, but such is unsocial media. I'm, meh! But my tidy little mind likes reasons for stuff. Oh well, another mystery. ?????
Random stuff 15.
Get knotted (or things I learned in the Boy Scouts hut).
Random stuff 15.
Get knotted (or things I learned in the Boy Scouts hut).
Happy Monday darlings 😘😘😘
Remember, in the immortal words of Love Unlimited:
🎶 It may be winter outside
But in my heart, it's spring
How much joy and pleasure, baby
Can one guy bring? 🎶
Remember, in the immortal words of Love Unlimited:
🎶 It may be winter outside
But in my heart, it's spring
How much joy and pleasure, baby
Can one guy bring? 🎶
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Happy Monday darlings 😘😘😘
Remember, in the immortal words of Love Unlimited:
🎶 It may be winter outside
But in my heart, it's spring
How much joy and pleasure, baby
Can one guy bring? 🎶
Remember, in the immortal words of Love Unlimited:
🎶 It may be winter outside
But in my heart, it's spring
How much joy and pleasure, baby
Can one guy bring? 🎶
I am what I am
I don't want praise
I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise
I think it's pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Your life is a shame 'til you can shout out
I am what I am
I don't want praise
I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise
I think it's pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Your life is a shame 'til you can shout out
I am what I am
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I am what I am
I don't want praise
I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise
I think it's pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Your life is a shame 'til you can shout out
I am what I am
I don't want praise
I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise
I think it's pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Your life is a shame 'til you can shout out
I am what I am
Random stuff 14
Andy Warhol, ‘Torso from Behind’, synthetic polymer paint and silkscreen ink on canvas, 1977
Andy Warhol, ‘Torso from Behind’, synthetic polymer paint and silkscreen ink on canvas, 1977
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Random stuff 14
Andy Warhol, ‘Torso from Behind’, synthetic polymer paint and silkscreen ink on canvas, 1977
Andy Warhol, ‘Torso from Behind’, synthetic polymer paint and silkscreen ink on canvas, 1977
There I was
A-digging this hole
Hole in the ground
So big & sort of round it was
There was I
Digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom
& the sides were steep
When along comes
This bloke in a bowler
Which he lifted & scratched his head
Well, he looked down the hole
Poor demented soul
& he said
A-digging this hole
Hole in the ground
So big & sort of round it was
There was I
Digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom
& the sides were steep
When along comes
This bloke in a bowler
Which he lifted & scratched his head
Well, he looked down the hole
Poor demented soul
& he said
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
There I was
A-digging this hole
Hole in the ground
So big & sort of round it was
There was I
Digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom
& the sides were steep
When along comes
This bloke in a bowler
Which he lifted & scratched his head
Well, he looked down the hole
Poor demented soul
& he said
A-digging this hole
Hole in the ground
So big & sort of round it was
There was I
Digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom
& the sides were steep
When along comes
This bloke in a bowler
Which he lifted & scratched his head
Well, he looked down the hole
Poor demented soul
& he said
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
This weeks Spiral of Spunkiness.
What a handsome, hunky, humdingers 😘😘😘😘😘
What a handsome, hunky, humdingers 😘😘😘😘😘
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This weeks Spiral of Spunkiness.
What a handsome, hunky, humdingers 😘😘😘😘😘
What a handsome, hunky, humdingers 😘😘😘😘😘
Happy Sunday my gorgeous lads and lasses. Here hoping you have a splendid day 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
Did I spot Paul Chuckle in Strictly’s audience? Sitting behind Autocue Tess. I think I did.
To me, no to you. Met the Chuckle Brothers in Gt Yarmouth years ago. Lovely, lovely guys.
Sunday man-candy.
Did I spot Paul Chuckle in Strictly’s audience? Sitting behind Autocue Tess. I think I did.
To me, no to you. Met the Chuckle Brothers in Gt Yarmouth years ago. Lovely, lovely guys.
Sunday man-candy.
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Happy Sunday my gorgeous lads and lasses. Here hoping you have a splendid day 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
Did I spot Paul Chuckle in Strictly’s audience? Sitting behind Autocue Tess. I think I did.
To me, no to you. Met the Chuckle Brothers in Gt Yarmouth years ago. Lovely, lovely guys.
Sunday man-candy.
Did I spot Paul Chuckle in Strictly’s audience? Sitting behind Autocue Tess. I think I did.
To me, no to you. Met the Chuckle Brothers in Gt Yarmouth years ago. Lovely, lovely guys.
Sunday man-candy.