Stewart Teece
@stewart-teece.bsky.social
Provincial man of mystery.
If you're doing Emergency Medicine in the West of Scotland you have my deepest apologies
If you're doing Emergency Medicine in the West of Scotland you have my deepest apologies
Couldn't get into detectorists, might try again
February 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Couldn't get into detectorists, might try again
It was quite warm with some generally good laugh out loud moments - buckets of them
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
It was quite warm with some generally good laugh out loud moments - buckets of them
That we watch it obvs, not that she disappears om Christmas Eve.
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
That we watch it obvs, not that she disappears om Christmas Eve.
3 hours gone. Worth it. Debating on suggesting to wife
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
3 hours gone. Worth it. Debating on suggesting to wife
Yeah but who would have thought mediums would be in the first groups to be unemployed by AI? "Your Mum is in Heaven she says she's very happy because she has an x-box and Jesus told her Donald Trump is 100% his guy"
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Yeah but who would have thought mediums would be in the first groups to be unemployed by AI? "Your Mum is in Heaven she says she's very happy because she has an x-box and Jesus told her Donald Trump is 100% his guy"
My friend Julia Ocopops agrees
January 31, 2026 at 6:14 PM
My friend Julia Ocopops agrees
I laughed for a good 2 minutes for a 20+ year callback to "I caught my wife in bed with all 7 Dr Who's. She said technically it was one man"
January 29, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I laughed for a good 2 minutes for a 20+ year callback to "I caught my wife in bed with all 7 Dr Who's. She said technically it was one man"
That's AI. If it was real then the roadrunner would have ran into a road tunnel that turned out to be a picture of a tunnel causing the coyote to end up with a flat head and a body like a concertina.
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
That's AI. If it was real then the roadrunner would have ran into a road tunnel that turned out to be a picture of a tunnel causing the coyote to end up with a flat head and a body like a concertina.
False hand? Dodgy behaviour on private island? Developing private army? Shat himself near a big mirror?
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 AM
False hand? Dodgy behaviour on private island? Developing private army? Shat himself near a big mirror?
You also get to learn from DGH consultants who have managed as whole stay specialists for 20+ years with limited access to cath labs, nerve conduction studies and other such dark magic and manage on clinical acumen.
January 23, 2026 at 5:54 PM
You also get to learn from DGH consultants who have managed as whole stay specialists for 20+ years with limited access to cath labs, nerve conduction studies and other such dark magic and manage on clinical acumen.
Further into the hospital I can't comment but I'd be surprised there aren't advantages to being say the "generalist" ophthalmologist in a DGH over being part of the retinal team.
January 23, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Further into the hospital I can't comment but I'd be surprised there aren't advantages to being say the "generalist" ophthalmologist in a DGH over being part of the retinal team.
From acute it's easier to get changes in place without the interference of a gastro professor who does receiving three times a year, but has more clout than the folk constantly at the coalface.
January 23, 2026 at 1:35 PM
From acute it's easier to get changes in place without the interference of a gastro professor who does receiving three times a year, but has more clout than the folk constantly at the coalface.
I think the closer you are to the front door the more you can get out of a DGH. From an ED perspective not having every specialty on site to rescue you enforces a skillset.
January 23, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I think the closer you are to the front door the more you can get out of a DGH. From an ED perspective not having every specialty on site to rescue you enforces a skillset.
It is. It also perfectly encapsulates my rubbishness when it comes to many things.
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 PM
It is. It also perfectly encapsulates my rubbishness when it comes to many things.
Got one of these for Christmas. Haven't hung it yet because, frankly, I have ghosts for legs.
January 22, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Got one of these for Christmas. Haven't hung it yet because, frankly, I have ghosts for legs.
I think it might just be a Harry Enfield character.
January 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I think it might just be a Harry Enfield character.
Nearly every ED will have, in living memory, a day where demand was high due to ice, but flow was fine due to ice keeping the sick from leaving home. ED will have seen ~50% more patients than usual, pulled more wrists than they do in a week and send most home. Demand can be met if flow is OK
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Nearly every ED will have, in living memory, a day where demand was high due to ice, but flow was fine due to ice keeping the sick from leaving home. ED will have seen ~50% more patients than usual, pulled more wrists than they do in a week and send most home. Demand can be met if flow is OK
Dune, Dune; deeper and Dune
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dune, Dune; deeper and Dune
Couldn't play it left hand, though.
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Couldn't play it left hand, though.
It was Alexander rather than Peter in the fireplace.
Gratingly bad misspelling.
Gratingly bad misspelling.
December 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It was Alexander rather than Peter in the fireplace.
Gratingly bad misspelling.
Gratingly bad misspelling.
"My wife, Mrs Columbo, she loves sitting on fat men's knees, no matter where we are, at the movies, in a hospital at a funeral"
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"My wife, Mrs Columbo, she loves sitting on fat men's knees, no matter where we are, at the movies, in a hospital at a funeral"
"I just gotta ask, is that a new beard?"
"Yes the other one is at the dry cleaners"
"Well the thing is, I went to the dry cleaners and they said it couldn't be cleaned because of all the soot trapped in it"
"Erm yes the great in my fireplace was very dirty"
"But, I met your central heating engineer"
"Yes the other one is at the dry cleaners"
"Well the thing is, I went to the dry cleaners and they said it couldn't be cleaned because of all the soot trapped in it"
"Erm yes the great in my fireplace was very dirty"
"But, I met your central heating engineer"
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"I just gotta ask, is that a new beard?"
"Yes the other one is at the dry cleaners"
"Well the thing is, I went to the dry cleaners and they said it couldn't be cleaned because of all the soot trapped in it"
"Erm yes the great in my fireplace was very dirty"
"But, I met your central heating engineer"
"Yes the other one is at the dry cleaners"
"Well the thing is, I went to the dry cleaners and they said it couldn't be cleaned because of all the soot trapped in it"
"Erm yes the great in my fireplace was very dirty"
"But, I met your central heating engineer"
Patrick McGoohan and Robert Culp team up with Jack Cassidy and Shatner all as Department Store Santas who kill a fairy in a locked room where the only entrance is down the chimney.
December 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Patrick McGoohan and Robert Culp team up with Jack Cassidy and Shatner all as Department Store Santas who kill a fairy in a locked room where the only entrance is down the chimney.