Stewart
@stewmj.bsky.social
The grim face on the cathedral floor
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I kind of feel dirty for having participated at all tbh
May 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I kind of feel dirty for having participated at all tbh
🇦🇱AL: I don’t know why they’re hitting the furniture with sticks
May 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
🇦🇱AL: I don’t know why they’re hitting the furniture with sticks
🇫🇷FR: This is what it’s like when I try and replace the hoover bag
May 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
🇫🇷FR: This is what it’s like when I try and replace the hoover bag
🇸🇪SE: Conceptually very stupid, but musically quite good (which FWIW also describes Waterloo)
May 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
🇸🇪SE: Conceptually very stupid, but musically quite good (which FWIW also describes Waterloo)
🇩🇰DK: I think her outfit was stolen from a hotel bathroom, which is fair enough in today’s economy
May 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
🇩🇰DK: I think her outfit was stolen from a hotel bathroom, which is fair enough in today’s economy
🇵🇹PT: I say this every year, but instruments don’t work at eurovision because we can see they’re not plugged in
May 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
🇵🇹PT: I say this every year, but instruments don’t work at eurovision because we can see they’re not plugged in
🇲🇹MT: The space hoppers saved it
May 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
🇲🇹MT: The space hoppers saved it
🇨🇭CH: Cameraman is drunk, but the song is nice
May 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
🇨🇭CH: Cameraman is drunk, but the song is nice
🇦🇲AM: He’s covered in grease from nicking that travelator from an airport
May 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
🇦🇲AM: He’s covered in grease from nicking that travelator from an airport
🇬🇷GR: Librarian on a rock. There’s a joke there somewhere I'm sure, but I can’t figure it out.
May 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
🇬🇷GR: Librarian on a rock. There’s a joke there somewhere I'm sure, but I can’t figure it out.
🇩🇪DE: She spent months organising a warehouse rave and only an illuminated cellist showed up
May 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
🇩🇪DE: She spent months organising a warehouse rave and only an illuminated cellist showed up
🇵🇱PL: The dragon seems unimpressed
May 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
🇵🇱PL: The dragon seems unimpressed
🇮🇹IT: A triumph over adversity, performing at eurovision despite having passed away in the late 19th century
May 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
🇮🇹IT: A triumph over adversity, performing at eurovision despite having passed away in the late 19th century
🇫🇮FI: Ten months from now she’ll be doing those microphone stands for child support
May 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
🇫🇮FI: Ten months from now she’ll be doing those microphone stands for child support
🇳🇱NL: I think he might be bilingual
May 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
🇳🇱NL: I think he might be bilingual
🇱🇻LV: They look… slippery
May 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
🇱🇻LV: They look… slippery
🇮🇸IS: There’s always one set of shiny-silver-spacemen at eurovision, but never two. Do they have a rota?
May 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
🇮🇸IS: There’s always one set of shiny-silver-spacemen at eurovision, but never two. Do they have a rota?
🇦🇹AT: The castrato is very good, I’m glad he made it back to land.
May 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
🇦🇹AT: The castrato is very good, I’m glad he made it back to land.
🇬🇧GB: It takes determination and skill to find music this bad in arguably the most prolific musical nation on earth
May 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
🇬🇧GB: It takes determination and skill to find music this bad in arguably the most prolific musical nation on earth