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>Charlie is illiterate
>He read this name on *every* letter
>It sounds like the state which would be in all the addresses

And they *didn't* intend this??? That seems more bizarre to me than the actual bit.
January 19, 2026 at 7:43 AM
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
...Weird how?
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Dairygirls have keepers, right? Maybe it's their lunches.
January 18, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Try ceilidh dancing. Not knowing the steps is half the fun for a lot of people there. The other half is realising that the hall is too small.
January 18, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Why bother when you can just push them apart like Venetian blinds lol
January 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Skin tight supersuits have been around long enough to not be scandalous any more, but somehow it hits different when it's bandages.
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Okay but

No shade, I just like this quote.
cat in the hat says you 're not just wrong you 're stupid in a kitchen scene
ALT: cat in the hat says you 're not just wrong you 're stupid in a kitchen scene
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It's only half-cursed.
bsky.app/profile/huff...
Arm-Armor if you will
January 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
m8 if you hadn't said I'd have never known.
January 14, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Okay but actually, a little Ctrl-Z eraser box with a spring loaded lid? Genius idea. Novel and keeps your eraser clean when you're not using it.
January 14, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Which is good, because the Luddites had a point. They smashed looms because they could see the harm they would cause. Just like genAI.
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Sunk Cost fallacy, mostly.
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
"I'm afraid Tender Miquella fails to grasp the humiliation implied by this act."
January 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I miss Kaizoku Fansubs. I like how they did special fonts for called attacks.
January 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Asteroid deflectors
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
From the smoke of a witch pushed into her own oven?
December 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Imma be honest dude, it's a three-way tie between Raz, Berri, and Coco with Dee as a very close runner-up.
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Very tender antler wrastling.
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Oh good grief the serifs 😱
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Don't forget "tagme", the imageboard equivalent of leaving your dishes in the sink until someone else does them.
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
But are her sketches okay???
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Correct.
Friend's House plugs directly into important tender and vulnerable parts of my brain in a way that little other nsfw media does.
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
What's even the end point of that theory? End of finale, smash cut to Caine taking off his headset in the real world and going "man, being a digital ringmaster is hard."
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM