we gotchu coopaloop— don’t worry

beautiful work, you

Hey! Actual human here (I’m KB— our Brand Manager)!

Email us at [email protected]
or feel free to call us at 866-774-7900! 🙂

Idk about new— but yes hehe

hard pass

oof

icky

omg INCREDIBLE!! 🍆

giants always need ninja allies

omg thank you for ordering with us! glad we could have this meet cute on the internet 🥰

that was a lot to fit in 300 characters let me know if you need more 🙃

oh I just meant in the battle of ninjas vs mules vs giants ⚔️

BUT in the business world we are an excellent choice:
-no hateful tools on our team
-will NEVER send unhinged emails
-probably will never purchase any bronze statue for any reason
-real people, not automations
-we support DEI all year

where do giants stand in this battle? asking for a friend

let us know if we can help! we’d love to get sticky with you (in a platonic, respectful type of way)

I really need a sticker that says shit weasels

there’s def better options out there

eh you don’t need to know 🙂

it’s not my first choice but I’m biased

thank you for the shoutout Bethany 🥹🥰