stickypistons.bsky.social
@stickypistons.bsky.social
who up watching the budget youtube nye ball drop
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
imagine giving off coworker vibes as a coworker
December 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
if youre not on facebook youre safe from this dude absolutely roasting you in the comments of a meme about music theory
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I CAN’t sLEEP!! I HAVE A DAY OFF AND IM SO EXCITED TO GO TO THE HARTWARE STORE
December 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
little David story boarding with lego figures. I cant figure out what is about to happen but it looks intense
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
YO WHERE TF SANTA BEEN IM SICK OF COVERING FOR HIS ASS
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
if someone in 2015 told me “a decade from now you will have an 8 year old boy in your house that runs into you over and over while singing kendrick lamar’s diss track to drake while you eat breakfast” i would have said nuh uh
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
nothing more embarrassing than deciding to post (i dont post often) only to make a typo. im done trying!!
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
not quiet quitting but i am being quiet 🤫
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you think you’re sick and drive a big ass lifted truck but aren’t tough enough to climb on top of that shit and clean all the snow off of it I hate you and I hope you burn your tongue as soon as possible
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
taking off my “IM NOT RACIST” tshirt so as to not ruffle any feathers at the fambly dinner
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
i was an “its not even that cold” guy but really im just wearing shorts because i didnt do laundry.

i am an “its not even that cold” guy but really im just driving to work with my windows down because im running late and didnt check the weather and my windows are frosted over
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
adventure game devs are doing city maintenance now
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
methane emissions are at an all time high
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the nintendo DS got dropped onto the concrete floor and the shell exploded into a million pieces. I bought a replacement shell and swapping it went relatively smoov except for using the wrong screws for the speaker boards next to the top screen 🪛🔩🪛
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Voting guide? No thank you! I will just vote opposite whatever my hometown billboards tell me
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Where are the proper toy stores? I’m not talking about the ones half filled with terrible arcade prizes and candy. How does a toys r’ us style equivalent not exist? I need a video game section, sporting goods, action figures, legos, 4 aisles of licensed squish mallows.
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
October 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
October 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
last night, I experimented with some chicken recipes and paid the price. I washed dishes and cooked for 3 hours straight.
October 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
one of my greatest ‘ween ‘stumes of all time
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Reposted
September 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
can’t go see one of my favorite bands of the past 15 years because it’s ‘meet the teachers’ night at my son’s school and all my moneys are going to our wedding. unrelated: i’m bald
September 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
i died of rhea
September 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM