Sebastian Martinez
@stiermartinez90.bsky.social
Author, Podcaster, Gamer, Nerd.
How I'm about to be during New Years after this Fuck-Ass year
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
How I'm about to be during New Years after this Fuck-Ass year
How Anthony Joshua should walk out to the ring when he faces Logan Paul
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
How Anthony Joshua should walk out to the ring when he faces Logan Paul
Well, Jesus wasn't crucified for funsies, Michelle...
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Well, Jesus wasn't crucified for funsies, Michelle...
Jake Paul if he was a Dinosaur
December 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Jake Paul if he was a Dinosaur
What a great way to start my Christmas Break!
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
What a great way to start my Christmas Break!
Me after seeing Jake Paul get knocked out and got his jaw broke
a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me after seeing Jake Paul get knocked out and got his jaw broke
Christmas Break can commence!
a cartoon of a man in a stockade with the words i 'm free i 'm free
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a stockade with the words i 'm free i 'm free
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Christmas Break can commence!
I need @nightdivestudios.bsky.social to remaster this one!
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I need @nightdivestudios.bsky.social to remaster this one!
Dear Laura Loomer,
December 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dear Laura Loomer,
I already crashed out over Exodus not releasing until 2027, I'm not crashing out again.
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I already crashed out over Exodus not releasing until 2027, I'm not crashing out again.
YEEEEESSS!
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is GAME OF THE YEAR at The Game Awards
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
YEEEEESSS!
Good, that means Shroud can get the fuck out of my algorithm.🤣
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Good, that means Shroud can get the fuck out of my algorithm.🤣
Let me guess, the human shield had to go to school...
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Let me guess, the human shield had to go to school...
When someone says, "sorry you felt that way."
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
When someone says, "sorry you felt that way."
I mean... have ya'll seen Pete Hegseth?
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I mean... have ya'll seen Pete Hegseth?
Guaranteed dude would call the cops on the first house party he sees.
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Guaranteed dude would call the cops on the first house party he sees.
Oh, fucking great...
NBCUniversal and YouTube are interested in bidding for the rights to stream The Oscars
(Source: variety.com/2025/film/ne...)
(Source: variety.com/2025/film/ne...)
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh, fucking great...
Netflix when someone asks for a new 4K edition of The Sopranos
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Netflix when someone asks for a new 4K edition of The Sopranos
FINALLY! Now do Barbarian and The Empty Man, cowards.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
FINALLY! Now do Barbarian and The Empty Man, cowards.
Me: "The one thing I want for Christmas is to have all my siblings over for Christmas day."
Life (after my brother turned into a Red-Pilled Dipshit and my sister turned into a 5 foot-nothing cultist):
Life (after my brother turned into a Red-Pilled Dipshit and my sister turned into a 5 foot-nothing cultist):
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me: "The one thing I want for Christmas is to have all my siblings over for Christmas day."
Life (after my brother turned into a Red-Pilled Dipshit and my sister turned into a 5 foot-nothing cultist):
Life (after my brother turned into a Red-Pilled Dipshit and my sister turned into a 5 foot-nothing cultist):
Well that's definitely not gonna calm down THOSE people...
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Well that's definitely not gonna calm down THOSE people...
Mood for Christmas this year
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Mood for Christmas this year