BBQ: Bob's Burgers Quotes
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BBQ: Bob's Burgers Quotes
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A regular person who watches Bob's Burgers constantly and my friends are tired of hearing the quotes so I'll share them here.
Small talk.
#BobsBurgers
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Just don't make it about the turtles, Jocelyn!
#BobsBurgers #whosaidit
October 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Rebuttal? Yeah, where I'm from they call it buttle-rubbies.
#BobsBurgers #whosaidit
September 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My mom's friend Alan, he's okaaayyyy. 🎵
#BobsBurgers
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I told principal Spoors I had incriminating pictures of him. Because I drew incriminating pictures of him.
#BobsBurgers
September 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm not taking a snake car to a madness castle!
#BobsBurgers
August 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Uh, Jimmy Jr.? A little less running your mouth and a little more running your feet, huh?
#BobsBurgers
August 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Oh my god, I'M shaped like a 'J'!
#BobsBurgers
August 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Lin, you're gagging.
#BobsBurgers
August 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm roller dancing with my friends, Doug!
#BobsBurgers
August 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
You waited eight minutes to tell my my daughter ran away?!
#BobsBurgers
August 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
They look like little butts, Tina.
Yeah, they work on every level.
#BobsBurgers
August 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm a member of a yacht club, young man. When I ask for panko, they ask, "how panked?"
#BobsBurgers
August 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Ugh! It's not a keyboard, it's a melodica!
#BobsBurgers
August 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Oh, hey Tom Selleck.
#BobsBurgers #TomSelleck
August 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Here comes the meat plane right to your counter 🎶
#BobsBurgers
August 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
THIS is from Kevin. Kevin Ishihara. He juggled three Beanie Babies at the last talent show. Three.
#Bobsburgers
August 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You mean AI, like, "as if"?
August 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Reposted by BBQ: Bob's Burgers Quotes
Video game and animation podcasts during all daytime hours, Bobs Burgers and the Simpsons at night. Gotta keep the brain distracted during quiet moments. I don’t wanna hear what that bitch has to say 😂
August 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You have pretty... eye?
#Bobsbrugers
August 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Does your big, fat belly get in the way, Bob?!
#Bobsburgers #gingerboom
August 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
AND WHY DID I HAVE HUEVOS RANCHEROS FOR BREAKFAST TODAY?!

#Bobsburgers
August 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM