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And the half of America that's been conquered are too stoopid to know it.
Let this sink in.
March 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Alexa... please take care of Mount Dishmore.
January 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This makes the adolescent in me giggle.
January 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
As heard in my house while decorating Christmas cookies (yeah, we're a week late... sue us):
Mom: Are you putting penises on the snowmen?
Child: Only 2 of them.
December 29, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Who knew that videos of beavers cleaning themselves would give me such joy.
December 27, 2024 at 4:35 AM
One year ago, I didn't know that tonight was the last time I'd give my youngest son and hug and kiss goodnight.
December 8, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Stay informed...
@BNOFeed
Update on unidentified illness in Congo:

Today, Congo's Health Ministry held a press conference about an unidentified illness in a remote area of Kwango province. Here's a detailed summary written by our team.
December 6, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I wish I had this ability to turn a phrase so elegantly.
They don’t know me, and I don’t owe them shit, but I will do them this one little favor, I’ll give them this one teeny tidbit of advice - if you underestimate me, you’ll do so at your own peril.

Believe me.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
WTAF is wrong with people?
Are you really gonna threaten my life because you don’t like what I tweet? Really?
open.substack.com
December 5, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Question for all the vets who worship the talking mango: How's that working for you?
Musk and Ramaswamy have already identified $516 billion in government savings. It includes DRAMATIC CUTS to Veterans Affairs health care, the National Institutes of Health, Head Start, the FBI, and many other vital programs.
December 5, 2024 at 10:15 PM
First day on the job?
December 5, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I have a great pie crust recipe and killer filling recipes, but I can't properly roll out the crust to save my life. All my pies look a right mess. Any tips?
December 5, 2024 at 12:53 AM
That sums up my current frame of mind.
乁 (❀‿❀) ㄏ
December 3, 2024 at 3:03 AM
December 2, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Yuki Tsunoda is always good for a laugh. #F1
December 1, 2024 at 9:55 PM
A German company that sells cleaning equipment used its pressure washers to create a giant image of Godzilla on the Iwaya Kawauchi Dam in Saga Prefecture. Rwar!!
November 30, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Nick Cannon was recently diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder. A surprise to no one, except Nick Cannon.
November 29, 2024 at 9:05 PM
First Thanksgiving without my boy. There was a gaping hole at the dinner table.
November 29, 2024 at 4:18 AM
During Martin Brundle's grid walk...
Random Dude: I've got Jenny McCarthy back here.
Martin Brundle: I'm good, thanks.

Bwahahahaha #F1
November 24, 2024 at 5:55 AM
November 21, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Before we celebrate Gaetz' withdrawal, remember DeSantis has a Senator seat to fill.
November 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Glad they clarified.
December 4, 2023 at 7:57 PM
My husband's superpower: Starting a conversation, unloading the dishwasher, anything that makes noise in the LAST 5 MINUTES of any movie I've been watching for 2 hours, so that I cant hear the conclusion.
December 2, 2023 at 10:22 PM
My son just blurted out that he doesn't like David Bowie. I'm now convinced that my son was switched at birth and he needs to leave and find his real family.
November 23, 2023 at 4:08 AM
Hello Bluesky world! First post and looking for new friends.
November 10, 2023 at 4:49 PM