Super Bowl LIX… more like LIX deez nuts.

They match the doubloon!!

1st offense: $1k, 2nd offense: $5k, 3rd offense: $10k. What happens if they keep repeating? Snip? Hide your socks from your moms boys, it’s about to get dicey.

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They do not know when to stop. Which is why we are mean. And they are like... "It's hurting our feelings 🥺" oh what am I supposed to do!? Blow on it!? Women are supposed to be mean, and roses are supposed to have thorns. That's how we survive. Get over it!

Inside me are two dogs. One loves blocking problematic and hateful people, and the other loves seeing them be sad that they are walking the empty streets of DC because it’s: to cowd to howd uh fascis wawy owtside

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Got a little heated, yelled at a family member about trans ppl in sports. I would have loved to play sports with my trans siblings 20 yrs ago cuz it would have meant that I would’ve been out w/o being ostracized by my peers.

Reminder: Out of 510k NCAA athletes, there are under 10 trans athletes

President Trump's inaugural address was a misleading assessment of the U.S. It has a growing economy, falling inflation, slowing illegal immigration, a record-breaking stock market, the lowest levels of violent crime in years and a military that has limited engagement in conflicts around the world.

Getting service on my car on today of all days was a misstep on my part. Man in waiting room just mumbled “loser losers” in the cadence of a fog horn when Biden and Harris came on the tv.

to all cat owners reading this, I think you should give your cat a treat right now. Your cat has been so good and so patient and is so hungry so surely they deserve a treat do they not?