i wonder if i was a pirate who got scurvy in my past life and that’s why im obsessed with oranges
December 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i wonder if i was a pirate who got scurvy in my past life and that’s why im obsessed with oranges
season 2, episodes 15-18 of spongebob are a classic 100/10
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
season 2, episodes 15-18 of spongebob are a classic 100/10
only inhale smoke when it’s from a blunt
September 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
only inhale smoke when it’s from a blunt
it’s not a hotbox, it’s a hothouse
September 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
it’s not a hotbox, it’s a hothouse
season 3 of wednesday: wednesday pulls up with a glock
September 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
season 3 of wednesday: wednesday pulls up with a glock
leave the windows up on the interstate so you don’t fly out the window
July 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
leave the windows up on the interstate so you don’t fly out the window
you and me baby aint nothing but mammals
July 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
you and me baby aint nothing but mammals
i’m getting sick which means coughing hurts my throat but i can’t stop coughing because that would mean stop smoking 🍃
June 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i’m getting sick which means coughing hurts my throat but i can’t stop coughing because that would mean stop smoking 🍃
we’re all getting bowjobs?!
shots!
and we’re getting shot 😨?!
shots!
and we’re getting shot 😨?!
June 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
we’re all getting bowjobs?!
shots!
and we’re getting shot 😨?!
shots!
and we’re getting shot 😨?!
advice that i got from my high school tennis coach was to befriend at least one tattoo artist (✔️), one bartender, one car mechanic (does my grandfather count?) and a taxi driver.
June 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
advice that i got from my high school tennis coach was to befriend at least one tattoo artist (✔️), one bartender, one car mechanic (does my grandfather count?) and a taxi driver.
is he yo gabba gabba ? do you mean yabba dabba doo
March 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
is he yo gabba gabba ? do you mean yabba dabba doo
oh god man you got me thinking about ducks, i need me some dyuck dyonuts
March 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
oh god man you got me thinking about ducks, i need me some dyuck dyonuts
don’t panic until you’ve checked the batteries
March 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
don’t panic until you’ve checked the batteries
*steam cleaning a waffle maker* i feel like a dentist
March 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
*steam cleaning a waffle maker* i feel like a dentist
young ginger with local wild garlic
February 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
young ginger with local wild garlic
harry styles is 30 today.
February 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
harry styles is 30 today.
i’m mixed boy awesome
January 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i’m mixed boy awesome
sugar honey iced tea? yea i know that from bright horizons #bringmethehorizon
January 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
sugar honey iced tea? yea i know that from bright horizons #bringmethehorizon
i need lotion from the laundry room
January 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i need lotion from the laundry room
i can’t because we literally need to do laundry
January 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i can’t because we literally need to do laundry
he just narcan’d him in wizard
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
he just narcan’d him in wizard
“not my monkeys not my circus” okay but what happens when they become my monkeys my circus
January 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“not my monkeys not my circus” okay but what happens when they become my monkeys my circus
i wish i had the superpower to know when chicken is fully cooked
January 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
i wish i had the superpower to know when chicken is fully cooked
celebrate new year’s eve with day drinking
December 30, 2024 at 4:28 AM
celebrate new year’s eve with day drinking