"His father was ... the former director of operations for Oklahoma State University's football team. ... In addition, the special judge who granted Butler youthful offender status, Susan Worthington, also has longstanding ties to OSU, where she earned two bachelor's degrees."

So, rough, pre-printed toilet paper?

On a tangential note, I feel like there's support for the Pats adopting something *like* the rivalry uniform as their new base (mainly a different color scheme).

Fair, but, ewww. . . .

Fun fact: NHL great Bobby Hull once told a ref something like: "At the start of the second period, bring out two pucks, one puck for [Bruins great Bobby] Orr and one puck for me and the rest of us."

Lucky's monologue made more sense, though.

Watching a great game devolve into Hack-a-Solo was . . . Unwonderful.

Their shirts did say F*ck YOUR Feelings for a reason. . . .

How is it "wasteful"? Does the government pay a per character royalty to Microsoft for it?

To be fair, many/most of those products are *intended* to help people with physical limitations, but the only way to get the costs down to scale is to market them as "convenience" products.

Worth noting that Texas runs a good 5% to 8% below nationwide turnout rates. As I've heard more than one person say, Texas isn't so much a red state as a voter suppression state.

Paging @sickoscommittee.org . . . and Troy Brown. 😁

I don't think they were that close. It really came down to:
1. Take the guarantee of Maye.
2. Go YOLO, "fix" the team, and then hope they could find their QB *without* a top 5 pick.

I think MIN would've needed to offer something like 4 firsts + Darrisaw to get it done.

And UConn fans, because:

I didn't make it. Just Googled it.

Still not as bad as the Manning-by-default MVPs.

The idjit uses a different formula. Instead of [final - original]/original, the formula everyone uses, he does [final - original]/*final*.