Stixalot
stixalot.bsky.social
Stixalot
@stixalot.bsky.social
Ex-Fleet Air Arm engineer
Dr who's banging on the door I'm on the throne...
February 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Homework essay on why aunty takes no prisoners to Mario kart losers
February 12, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I must admit it just came up as a static image at first now I've listened to the video and bloody love it
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Still hear 'This is not a wishing well' Everytime I waste money on something frivolous.
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
What? The dulcet tones of Richard ridings can never be mistaken!
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Ah, a treasury official!
February 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
a cartoon of spongebob saying " i neeeeeed it "
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February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
There's a place in Cornwall called Water ma Trout
January 28, 2026 at 10:29 PM
An ice maker
January 28, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Dark mistress training in the bottom left
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The only people who play FPS with controllers are the ones whose older sibling gave them an unconnected controller to play co-op with them when younger...
January 18, 2026 at 12:05 PM
January 4, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Because it's his mini altar in every home where we can worship the coming sale.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Just gotta find the button...
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Everytime I try to install a phone mast near a castle in France..
a man in a knight 's armor is sitting on a rock with a quote from a movie .
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October 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Pff that's just a beginner defrosting no frozen ready meals cemented in, good for another couple years yet!
October 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I prefer to barrel roll whilst shouting at slippy to shut up...
a video game with the word shield at the top
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October 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Obvs just didn't drink enough to kill the damned cockney germs!
October 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Standing by for drunk posts
a picture of a stormtrooper with the words standing by below him
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October 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Full on syntax error!
September 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
August 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So sorry for your loss, condolences to you and your family at this difficult time.
August 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM