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I don’t know who needs to hear this, so I won’t say it
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Better to be busy than boring #right
October 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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ABC stands for “always be caving” #disneysucks
September 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I have returned #midnite
September 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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In my dreams, Oprah is pointing at me and unable to find the words #happyfriday
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Thank Godzilla it’s Friday! #skreedonnnkk
September 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Perpetual Tuesdays #studentaffairs #trainings #welcomeweek #firstweek #songneverends
August 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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When they came for the clowns, I said nothing. And I stand by my decision #phobia
August 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Sometimes I say things like, “for realsies” and being single comes as less of a surprise
July 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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I want my obit to say that I never watched even one minute of love island
July 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Annoying is better than boring #quoteable
July 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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If Sean “Diddy” Combs fatally shot UnitedHealthCare CEO he’d be found innocent #americanjustice
July 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Dump Amazon Prime #unsubscribe
July 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Me.
July 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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It’s better to have a bad driver in front of you than behind you #beepbeep
July 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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What’s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can’t make a vitamin! #dadjoke
June 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
stixandstonz.bsky.social
Trimming the bushes makes your house look bigger #yardfit
June 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Weedwacking sounds a lot more fun than it actually is #lawnfit
June 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Remember that comedy is an act of rebellion. Laugh at the fascists wherever and whenever you get the chance #resist
June 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Most of the joy in sending reels has nothing to do with the other person #thereisaidit
June 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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The closest I've gotten to murder is holding cookies under the milk until the bubbles stopped #oreos
June 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I haven't done this in years, but for $20, I will tell you if you make bad purchases or not #venmo
June 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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🏳️‍🌈 Just joined LA fitness 🏋️ Happy Pride to me! 🏳️‍🌈
June 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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danifroom.bsky.social
Split image: Magneto in his classic Xmen costume, text reads May 31. Magneto in his cunty Xmen 97 outfit, text reads June 1, pride flag.
June 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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long weekend who vibin
May 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM