Stoatwen
stoatwen.bsky.social
Stoatwen
@stoatwen.bsky.social
jontron made that video about flextape you remember from your childhood . . . . .
hi i just want you to know that i'm really glad i'm not the only person who has used the #fartrape tag. i think i have feelings for you that i'd like to explore further
January 31, 2026 at 8:07 PM
more like boob fondling
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
just murder the three drivers with a dagger? i don't see the issue
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i've snuck three centipedes into your bathroom. one is lethally venomous, one will grant you unlimited power, and one is a normal centipede. but which one is which 👀 ? you'll have to find out in order to survive 😈
December 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i was literally about to sneak a rapist and/or pedophile under your pillow but i guess i won't then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
even better… than the gift of eternal life…? 🧞
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
who that in the middle, that ponmi? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
so you're saying that -1 is greater than 0? whatever, pemberton
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
zorryn mamdani?
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM