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Stoatzky
@stoatzky.bsky.social
The deal is simple: You bring me animal, I pet animal

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Hello Bluesky!

I am a Stoat. I do dumb things live. I do dumb things recorded. I make dumb things (pic attached) to show that I've done (or am about to do) dumb things!

Come be dumb with me!

twitch.tv/stoatsky
youtube.com/@stoatzky
Reposted by Stoatzky
Hey everyone! Just a reminder that this is the LAST WEEK for our charity event for Mental Health Awareness month! Don't forget that one of the goals is me shaving my WHOLE beard. Some people are already gonna miss it... (thanks @stoatzky.bsky.social)
May 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
LET ME INNNNNNN
February 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I just looked at analytics for my latest video, and was surprised to see the #1 external site directing people to my video is…instagram? At 64%? I legit haven’t used instagram in over 2 years.

Wanted to find the post to thank the person for sharing, but I’m terrible at instagram. Thank you person!
January 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I think we managed to find the single most frustrating game...

One of us legit almost lost it

NEW VIDEO OUT NOW!

Hope you enjoy!

youtu.be/vPWziZzIhUo?...

#promosky #youtube #gaming
THIS GAME IS IMPOSSIBLE (But Hilarious)
YouTube video by Stoatzky
youtu.be
January 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We found the SHITTIEST Simulator Game ever...

It's honestly...I have no idea what to say...

It's PVP Supermarket Simulator?

At least that's what it says...

Happy New Year!

youtu.be/jN9PMucPJH4?...

#promosky
This Is The WEIRDEST Simulator Ever
YouTube video by Stoatzky
youtu.be
January 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My year started with getting 4th Place in Mario Party Jamboree against Normal Level CPUs…

Welp…excited to see what 2026 has in store for me.
January 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Decided to end 2024 with a drink from when I wasn’t quite old enough to drink.

Root Beer Float:
3 parts Root Beer Schnaps
1 part Vanilla Vodka

My current day review: If you START 2025 at rock bottom, it can only go up, right?
January 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
*NO SPOILER* I think my favorite line in Squid Game Season 2 is “Oh, so you’re only here for the money?” as if…there’s an alternate reason?
December 27, 2024 at 7:18 AM
I don’t appreciate the way NorthernLion makes me intrigued by games I would never be into.

I am absolute trash at autobattlers. Like…impressively terrible. Why am I on part 20 of The Bazaar? Why am I learning the game? Why am I debating buying the game?

Gaming is hard.
December 27, 2024 at 2:17 AM
YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE IT'S WEDNESDAY, WE AIN'T DOING DUMB STUFF ON CHRISTMAS?!

MURRY CHRIMMUH

We finally went BACK to the Backrooms!

Hope you all have a wonderful Holiday season! Get all the whatever-you-get for your Holiday!

New video is live! youtu.be/ewcEYImXVoM?...

#promosky
December 25, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I’m absolutely speechless. All I wanted from making content was to make people laugh, and brighten up some days, if only for 15-20 minutes at a time.

The support in the comments and from the wonderful friends I’ve made since starting, was better than anything I could ask for.

Thank you so much.
December 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Alright, real talk, if you haven’t played Cave Story, get your life together.
Happy 20th anniversary to Cave Story.

One of my favorite games forever!
December 21, 2024 at 2:21 AM
You want bread?! We got bread!

I opened my own burger restaurant!

*Burgers are not guaranteed

youtu.be/pazcnE0lHk4?...

#gaming #promosky
December 19, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I think I may have made the dumbest thing I’ve ever made so far for a video…
December 17, 2024 at 12:37 AM
"Whoever this is"? Alexa, play Chocolate Pain...
Whoever this is, they’re tragically right.
December 13, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Astro Bot was the first game I streamed. Expected it to be a one-and-done. It was so good that I played it the whole way. I got the Platinum. Never once was I bored or tired. It was a true joy beginning to end. It pushed me to continue content creation.

Congrats on GOTY lil guy. It's well deserved.
December 13, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Reposted by Stoatzky
the first ever TGA Gamechanger awarded to Amir Satvat, for leading effort to aid laid-off developers find new work
December 13, 2024 at 1:51 AM
OKAY BUT WHY DOES ORCHESTRAL BALATRO GO SO HARD??
December 13, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Whoever is in the audio room for the Game Awards, your tea kettle is ready, you can take it off now
December 13, 2024 at 1:27 AM
NEW ELDEN RING???? IN 2025?!?
December 13, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Even with no power, the show must go on!

People wanted more Ready Or Not shenanigans, and by god, they will get their shenanigans!

New video live! Hope you enjoy!

youtu.be/nDILF9mJqaY?...
December 11, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Let’s attempt some algorithm manipulation!

🦀 Dark Souls
🦀 Elden Ring
🦀 Bloodborne
🦀 Path Of Exile
🦀 Diablo
🦀 Roguelikes
🦀 Pinball
🦀 Pokemon
🦀 PlateUp
🦀 Monster Hunter
🦀 Video Editing

#promosky
December 11, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Checks Out
December 10, 2024 at 8:16 PM
I just burned my lip on pizza rolls. I am not 12 years old. This is rock bottom.
December 10, 2024 at 12:30 AM
My review of Marvel Rivals. I am playing “Log In Simulator” instead of playing the fully up and running game. Do what you want with that information.
December 6, 2024 at 9:25 PM