John Hartman
@stochasticjack.bsky.social
Witchcraft! Isolationism! Free Silver!
Saigon very nearly beats King County in the Coffee Carts per Square Kilometer category. They utterly destroy the county in price per liter. This one was around forty cents.
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Saigon very nearly beats King County in the Coffee Carts per Square Kilometer category. They utterly destroy the county in price per liter. This one was around forty cents.
I think my wife ordered a cheeseburger from Shopee.
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I think my wife ordered a cheeseburger from Shopee.
Double burger and iced tea. About a dollar.
September 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Double burger and iced tea. About a dollar.
This alert shows up about a dozen times a day since I started teaching elementary school. It only popped up once when @teensinspace.bsky.social and I saw X live last fall.
September 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This alert shows up about a dozen times a day since I started teaching elementary school. It only popped up once when @teensinspace.bsky.social and I saw X live last fall.
Behold: The Scooty Puff Jr.
September 2, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Behold: The Scooty Puff Jr.
Have a pretty photo from downtown Saigon.
August 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Have a pretty photo from downtown Saigon.
A metaphorical representation of what I need right now, expressed in chemicals that I need right now.
July 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
A metaphorical representation of what I need right now, expressed in chemicals that I need right now.
Wednesday evening in Ha Noi.
July 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Wednesday evening in Ha Noi.
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE
July 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE
Our resort room an hour or so outside of Ha Noi. I never thought of requesting a room with a pool table outside on the deck but I’m gonna every time from here on out.
July 8, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Our resort room an hour or so outside of Ha Noi. I never thought of requesting a room with a pool table outside on the deck but I’m gonna every time from here on out.
Lotta architecture in Ha Noi has distinct Soviet notes
July 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Lotta architecture in Ha Noi has distinct Soviet notes
Me and the boys heard you was talking shit.
July 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Me and the boys heard you was talking shit.
Well I just don’t know. Pháo Northside has done military training; she might help.
June 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Well I just don’t know. Pháo Northside has done military training; she might help.
Today I am feeling this sort of way. You tell me:
![Um, wow, okay. It’s part of a AI-generated “Emotion Wheel,” and with typical AI accuracy it has turned most of the words into gibberish. This has, um, a sort of section header that says [GIBBERISH] and then four subsections that also say [GIBBERISH]. Sorry if this completely ruins the joke for you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5ahtap3gywjuqwrwpwn3vzxd/bafkreibslt4ctt6ooi477kl75lhx7bh2tb5j6lwcb6di3nm6oldzzetgqi@jpeg)
June 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Today I am feeling this sort of way. You tell me:
Hmm. Tell me more about this "taking a bullet."
May 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Hmm. Tell me more about this "taking a bullet."
Well, at least the rain should bring the temperature down SON OF A
May 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Well, at least the rain should bring the temperature down SON OF A
Coincidence, @gailsimone.bsky.social ? I think NOT!
April 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Coincidence, @gailsimone.bsky.social ? I think NOT!
FIRST RAND PAUL AND NOW I'M AGREEING WITH SARAH FUCKIN' PALIN?
AM I BEING PUNK'D?
AM I BEING PUNK'D?
April 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
FIRST RAND PAUL AND NOW I'M AGREEING WITH SARAH FUCKIN' PALIN?
AM I BEING PUNK'D?
AM I BEING PUNK'D?
Did they HAVE to get someone who looks EXACTLY like Contessa Allegra de Fontaine? The next SecDef will just be a guy with a bowl haircut and six artificial arms.
February 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Did they HAVE to get someone who looks EXACTLY like Contessa Allegra de Fontaine? The next SecDef will just be a guy with a bowl haircut and six artificial arms.
