Occam’s Razor Burn
@stochasticnoise.bsky.social
Equinox, symmetry, and the balance is right.
This would absolutely work on me
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This would absolutely work on me
My cat is Bear, Lord Snuffles , fifth viscount of Fluffybottom
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My cat is Bear, Lord Snuffles , fifth viscount of Fluffybottom
Yah, that part is an issue in the context of the global food chain situation- and if I think about it probably unethical of me
But in my defense I use oat milk for all of my lattes.
But in my defense I use oat milk for all of my lattes.
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yah, that part is an issue in the context of the global food chain situation- and if I think about it probably unethical of me
But in my defense I use oat milk for all of my lattes.
But in my defense I use oat milk for all of my lattes.
I know it’s not always easy for you guys, but your relationship is an inspiration for those of us who are still out here looking to find out someone special.
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I know it’s not always easy for you guys, but your relationship is an inspiration for those of us who are still out here looking to find out someone special.
I’m sorry Terry.
two women are talking to each other and one of them is saying " you 're a freak and i love you "
ALT: two women are talking to each other and one of them is saying " you 're a freak and i love you "
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November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m sorry Terry.
I haven’t told you I love you today-and that’s on me.
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I haven’t told you I love you today-and that’s on me.
That is too tiny to be a chonk. Is perhaps a chank.
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
That is too tiny to be a chonk. Is perhaps a chank.
You can sprinkle some just in yours- they won’t be toasted, but it will still be good
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You can sprinkle some just in yours- they won’t be toasted, but it will still be good
Flows before pros
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Flows before pros
So the cash flows into the index funds with payroll regardless of how dumb anything sounds. Depending who you ask, NVIDIA is varying amounts north of 5% of any market cap index.
Nestle owns 10% of the world’s water.
Nestle owns 10% of the world’s water.
November 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So the cash flows into the index funds with payroll regardless of how dumb anything sounds. Depending who you ask, NVIDIA is varying amounts north of 5% of any market cap index.
Nestle owns 10% of the world’s water.
Nestle owns 10% of the world’s water.
I’d argue that’s a huge mistake but- I’d also argue that gel manicures are worse for your nails than acrylics. So don’t listen to me
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’d argue that’s a huge mistake but- I’d also argue that gel manicures are worse for your nails than acrylics. So don’t listen to me
I mean, like yeah. At the expense of my profession, they got a point.
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I mean, like yeah. At the expense of my profession, they got a point.
They tried their best. I hope everyone had fun.
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
They tried their best. I hope everyone had fun.
Can’t argue with you there.
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Can’t argue with you there.
The sandwich saves the bagel- why would its comestible companions abandon it. No bagel left behind.
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The sandwich saves the bagel- why would its comestible companions abandon it. No bagel left behind.
That is not a safe distance to be standing
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That is not a safe distance to be standing
What if it’s a sub-par bagel and only the sandwich can save it?
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
What if it’s a sub-par bagel and only the sandwich can save it?
You mean duck ups
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
You mean duck ups
Not what I am known for, which only strengthens the case.
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Not what I am known for, which only strengthens the case.