gorse horse
banner
stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy
gorse horse
@stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy
Unspecified Equine
Amateur Tiger
Anarchist communist type
Web developer
Irl a white man

🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://meow.social/@stokes, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
You can't spell "cursed amulet" without the word "mule"
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It's #noamuletmonday, let's all do our best to not use our cursed amulets today x
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
🌕 January's full moon is the Latex Wolf Moon ⚫🐺
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I thought i just read a toot in English with a superfluous and slightly pretentious accent on one of the letters, but it was just a bit of dust on my phone screen
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Mario Maker, MM, flip it around.... WarioWare!
December 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Happy boxing day to all the inflatable reindeer as they get deflated and stored away until next year
December 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM
People say he's crazy he's got irons on the soles of his hooves
Well that's one way to beat those trotting blues
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It's about time you all knew the truth. It's me: *I'm* the giddyup jinglehorse who needs to pick up its feet.
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My knob got banged too hard and now it's fallen off :(
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Gay Human to Gorse Horse pipeline
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I'm at the national railway museum— not that any of you cares about trains
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
How do you Linux creatures back up your files?
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Reposted by gorse horse
Butt trumpeting horse (above: ‘Gloria Patri’ - 'Glory be to the Father’). ‘The Maastricht Hours’, Liège 14th century. British Library, Stowe 17, fol. 153v.
#medieval #medievalart
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Rings that turn you into a magical catgirl
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The whelmometer is measuring alarming levels of whelmage at the moment
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
WTF I paid £5 for a fake CD at a vintage shop! Can't believe the pirates got me, after all those warnings from Disney and the FBI!
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
#fauxfacts Henry VIII was so called because he was 8 feet tall and resembled a Henry Numatic vacuum cleaner
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
This international men's day, let's remember: if you're a man, it's up to you to decide what that looks like for you. Do you want to be kind? Generous? Supportive? Protective? Flamboyant? Colourful? You can even wear earrings and make-up if that's what you want to do. #internationalmensday
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Wine and cheese party (it's just sergals installing Windows programs on attendees' Linux machines)
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
When Will Toledo sang "I saw a horse and it saw me" he was talking about the time I went to a Car Seat Headrest gig
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[Mozilla]

Here at Mozilla we understand not everyone wants genuine rhino horn powder. That's why we're making it easy to opt out of receiving your genuine rhino horn powder, while still continuing to innovate on sourcing the freshest genuine rhino horn powder for those who rely on it, because […]
Original post on meow.social
meow.social
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I implore you, please, I'm begging on my hoofs and other hoofs
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
#fauxfact Magic The Gathering was invented in 1893 by British authors C.S. Magic, James Gathering, and Robert Louis The, while they were students at Public School school together.
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
On the fediverse, the algorithm will shadowban you if you say h*trosexual, so most of us on here just say "ungay" or "unhomo".
#feditips #fauxfacts
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You're telling me that Gary K. Wolf, most famous for creating an anthro toon rabbit and accompanying toon universe, is not a furry?
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM