Luke the Factotum
stoneagedudeman.bsky.social
Luke the Factotum
@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social
Husband, gardener, butcher. Wannabe scholar. Bad Christian.

I occasionally stream video games to fill the empty hours.

I like to pretend I'm a historian. I'm more of a dude with ADHD and a job that needs my hands and not my head.
I mean. Not every specific labek needs to be totally inclusive. My husband is transmasc. He's not nonbinary. Feels like a disingenuous arguement a terf would push.
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I enjoy being the smartest person in a room. Who else would be willing to teach someone curious about a thing?

Besides, if everyone listened to that advice, there are only so many rooms.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If ya boy watched 50 minutes to nitpick, that's a very supportive hater. Which is a fun oxymoron
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Look. Sometimes the titan gets out of hand. Banhammer bonks and he hides in the trees again. Aftermath dude is the easiest to cut, and then it'll go back to the previous list.
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'd sign up to work this program immediately. You mean i could spend my days doing work that actually benefits people and spreads basic kindness? Im in.
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
You have seen the face of God, and we will suffer for it
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Get em. Show them the power of Bosh
October 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Substance abuse is rampant in the industry. It's a coping mechanism for the hell that is being a chef. 16, 18 hour days, no off time, no family structure to embrace. May he find peace
October 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Yes, take it all the way down and make it nice and shiny.
October 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
No, most of east asia enforce this strictly. Singapore, indonesia, thailand, they have ZERO tolerance for drug smuggling, regardless of who you are.
October 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It's actually targeted at black and sikh service members. Black soldiers usually qualify for shaving chittys due to the prevalence of ingrown hairs in curly facial hair, and sikh members have religious exemption.

Basically, whitewashing the armed forces.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I was just explaining this to a coworker last week. Autism has always existed, just under a different label.
Changeling
Fae touched
Village idiot

It's been with us for as long as we've been us.
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My GSD knows about Castle Doctrine. His yard is His, and He keeps it that way.
September 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
AND if you see this, it's your moral duty to call them out for being little dumbass babies as loudly as you can.

It likely won't change their views, but then more people will know who to avoid.
September 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I've debated opening a Church that actually teaches and explains the Book, instead of focusing on sermons cherry picked to keep the congregation awake. My husband isn't a fan of the idea, though.
September 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Dude. Goats are mean. And they're not even smart enough to be mean in a real way. Just a bunch of bullies.
September 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
See, i want it to happen. Then the fuckers that pray for it might disappear and everyone else can stay.

I don't want to be Raptured. I still have work to do here.
September 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hedron Crab.
September 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I read the article. Dude's a shill
September 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Look, if it's a nuisance i can be convinced to take it off your hands.
September 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
New invasive species, and entirely distinct from the Golden Orb weaver.

Everyone, Please assist the NPS in their research.
September 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM