Alison 🫶🐎 LVL UP!!!!
@stoned-imp.bsky.social
🔞 24 y/o Pansexual (she/they) • Constantly annoying about HH/HB • Swiftie 🩵 • Phannie 🏳️🌈• Mayday Parade’s #1 fan ☂️ • Artist/Writer 🎨 • Raver 🎉 • stoner 🍃
weird how you can go from the worst day ever at one job to the best day ever at the next job 🥹🫶
May 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
weird how you can go from the worst day ever at one job to the best day ever at the next job 🥹🫶
what do you MEAN lvl up is tomorrow im so EXCITED
April 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
what do you MEAN lvl up is tomorrow im so EXCITED
my manager doesn’t think I can spell my own last name correct Jesus Christ today is not the fucking day
April 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
my manager doesn’t think I can spell my own last name correct Jesus Christ today is not the fucking day
how are you gonna admit you’re an asshole to woman and then expect them to want to date you god love is blind is amazing
March 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
how are you gonna admit you’re an asshole to woman and then expect them to want to date you god love is blind is amazing
I think for the first time an actual goal and dream of mine is coming true 😭 happy 1st weed day to me
February 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I think for the first time an actual goal and dream of mine is coming true 😭 happy 1st weed day to me
mayhaps time to get over my fear of the doctor bc something is probably wrong with me lol
February 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
mayhaps time to get over my fear of the doctor bc something is probably wrong with me lol
manager being transphobic at work, I’m not high enough for this shit
February 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
manager being transphobic at work, I’m not high enough for this shit
I fear I ate with this wrapping job I’m so proud 💅
February 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I fear I ate with this wrapping job I’m so proud 💅
so cool to realize none of your family actually likes you. what is even the point.
January 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
so cool to realize none of your family actually likes you. what is even the point.
sometimes life is okay :)
January 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
sometimes life is okay :)
my TikTok officially shut down and I burst into tears oh my god
January 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
my TikTok officially shut down and I burst into tears oh my god
having 2 days left at work and being mean to customers who are mean to me is SO LIBERATING
January 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
having 2 days left at work and being mean to customers who are mean to me is SO LIBERATING
throat pain is the worst pain fr bc why do I feel like I’m swallowing 1000 burning knives like omg
January 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
throat pain is the worst pain fr bc why do I feel like I’m swallowing 1000 burning knives like omg
drinky and in loveeee 🥰🥰
January 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
drinky and in loveeee 🥰🥰
🎶 what a nifty little mormon trick🎶
January 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
🎶 what a nifty little mormon trick🎶
thank god this year has already started sooo incredibly better than last year, but I wish I had my baby kitty heading into it :( miss my wyd bo byd 😭💔
January 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
thank god this year has already started sooo incredibly better than last year, but I wish I had my baby kitty heading into it :( miss my wyd bo byd 😭💔
who needs drugs when you can get noticed by your favorite creators on tik tok 🤩
December 28, 2024 at 5:02 PM
who needs drugs when you can get noticed by your favorite creators on tik tok 🤩
what is the point of being a manager if no one is going to fucking listen to you
December 24, 2024 at 7:14 PM
what is the point of being a manager if no one is going to fucking listen to you
it’s probably just because I bounce between here and Twitter and I barely spend time on either, but everyone loved this episode right??? Like it was the best helluva episode they’ve ever released and all my dreams came true 😭
December 22, 2024 at 7:40 PM
it’s probably just because I bounce between here and Twitter and I barely spend time on either, but everyone loved this episode right??? Like it was the best helluva episode they’ve ever released and all my dreams came true 😭
oh my god I think that episode changed my life
December 22, 2024 at 4:45 AM
oh my god I think that episode changed my life
working so much is taking away from my Christmas spirit ☹️ I just wanna celebrate but I’m so fucking tired 😭
December 21, 2024 at 1:21 AM
working so much is taking away from my Christmas spirit ☹️ I just wanna celebrate but I’m so fucking tired 😭
my manager cranking up the volume when christmas tree farm by taylor swift comes on is the funniest thing ever ITS SO LOUD IN HERE LOL
December 19, 2024 at 10:11 PM
my manager cranking up the volume when christmas tree farm by taylor swift comes on is the funniest thing ever ITS SO LOUD IN HERE LOL
Dan howell making fun of colleen ballinger… I never needed anything more 🫶
December 13, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Dan howell making fun of colleen ballinger… I never needed anything more 🫶
best bd evrr 🫶🫶🫶
December 10, 2024 at 7:26 AM
best bd evrr 🫶🫶🫶