stoned duck
@stonedduck.bsky.social
Purdue vs. Indiana rivalry is definitely in my top 5 stupidest things ever list 🥱
January 29, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Purdue vs. Indiana rivalry is definitely in my top 5 stupidest things ever list 🥱
This is a great time to start reading the crash by Freida McFadden
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 PM
This is a great time to start reading the crash by Freida McFadden
I think this shit is so hard
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I think this shit is so hard
My current conspiracy is that the US has bot farms spamming about how 12,000 people protestors have been killed in Iran to get public consent to bomb Iran or do more regime change.
January 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
My current conspiracy is that the US has bot farms spamming about how 12,000 people protestors have been killed in Iran to get public consent to bomb Iran or do more regime change.
Israelllll *dinkleberg voice*
January 10, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Israelllll *dinkleberg voice*
Sharing this here so I don’t get fired.
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Sharing this here so I don’t get fired.
So glad I read manufacturing consent a few years ago
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
So glad I read manufacturing consent a few years ago
I stopped taking pictures with my camera and pretty much only started taking pictures on my iPhone and it’s completely changed the way I think about photography. In a good way.
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I stopped taking pictures with my camera and pretty much only started taking pictures on my iPhone and it’s completely changed the way I think about photography. In a good way.
Should I buy a new gun tomorrow?
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Should I buy a new gun tomorrow?
You gotta get in your proverbial bag
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You gotta get in your proverbial bag
Oh today is one of those LOOOOOONG days that’s the normal working hours it just feels slow
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Oh today is one of those LOOOOOONG days that’s the normal working hours it just feels slow
The most evil man you’ve ever met uses Apple Music and his replay probably looks like this.
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The most evil man you’ve ever met uses Apple Music and his replay probably looks like this.
Elon Musk’s new pay package pays him $274,000,000 a day, every day, for ten years. No there isn’t an extra set of zeros. Yes that adds up to $1.1 trillion. No I’m not lying. Yes we need to tax unrealized gains over like $100M. Bare minimum if we ever want to fix income inequality.
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Elon Musk’s new pay package pays him $274,000,000 a day, every day, for ten years. No there isn’t an extra set of zeros. Yes that adds up to $1.1 trillion. No I’m not lying. Yes we need to tax unrealized gains over like $100M. Bare minimum if we ever want to fix income inequality.
I need to stop spending money
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I need to stop spending money
In the future, artistic talent or skill won’t be earned, it’ll be bought.
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
In the future, artistic talent or skill won’t be earned, it’ll be bought.
I FUCKING LOVE FALLL
October 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I FUCKING LOVE FALLL
I love giving my number to people cuz they want to text me off the dating app only for them so text me like twice and then never speak to me again
October 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I love giving my number to people cuz they want to text me off the dating app only for them so text me like twice and then never speak to me again
My current vocal stim is saying howdy howdy to my students
October 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My current vocal stim is saying howdy howdy to my students
Hell yeah I fucking love Indiana
October 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hell yeah I fucking love Indiana
I go to the emergency room one time and now my medical bills are more than my car insurance. I hate this country.
October 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I go to the emergency room one time and now my medical bills are more than my car insurance. I hate this country.
FYI being mildly anti-capitalist makes you a terrorist now
October 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
FYI being mildly anti-capitalist makes you a terrorist now
