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The surprisingly succinct ramblings of a permanently high, middle-aged, mentally ill lifelong Star Wars fanatic. The chaos & celebration of a Borderline life. A Plethora Of Piñatas!
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The first cast photo of Spaceballs 2 recreates the first cast photo for Star Wars The Force Awakens. Very nice.
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They've mostly just walked the right hand direction in this metaphor.
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If, because of an interpretation of a religious text, you feel a group is "going against God's best," that is simply not your concern. You were called to love. If you haven't figured out that love comes first, you haven't quite grasped the Sermon on the Mount!
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If you are in any way hostile to somebody simply existing, Facebook will welcome you daily with that hate. That's what they call the social media reacharound!
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Facebook's algorithm is completely missing the mark by showing me anti-trans content. Maybe it knows that my pronoun used to be "Born Again Christian," or perhaps it's making a lazy assumption about the views of an English person. Regardless, the outcome is the same:
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If, because of an interpretation of a religious text, you feel a group is "going against God's best," that is simply not your concern. You were called to love. If you haven't figured out that love comes first, you haven't quite grasped the Sermon on the Mount!
stonedstarwars.bsky.social
If you are in any way hostile to somebody simply existing, Facebook will welcome you daily with that hate. That's what they call the social media reacharound!
stonedstarwars.bsky.social
Facebook's algorithm is completely missing the mark by showing me anti-trans content. Maybe it knows that my pronoun used to be "Born Again Christian," or perhaps it's making a lazy assumption about the views of an English person. Regardless, the outcome is the same:
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They were checking you in whilst you were flirting? I guess you want that person to look after you? 🙏
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True Story. I'm old enough to understand that "happy endings" are temporary and fleeting.
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It's because The Last Jedi is a masterpiece.
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Rambo III tagline inspired piece of Friday stupidity. If you smiled, it worked. 🫵 ♥️ 🙏
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Just a friendly reminder that Star Wars has always been gay. In a good way. Everyone is welcome except the elite superiority complex Mara Jade gang. Just don't look down on anyone different from you. We're all just simple people trying to make our way in the Universe. We must coexist.
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I wish I could say something to make this more appropriate. To the collective voters in the United States of America. Every single word here adequately warns EXACTLY what's happening with the guy who likes ruining everything to the golden standard of turdsville.

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No shit, Sherlock. Let the keyboard warriors know who seem close to labelling Charlie Kirk as the second incarnation of the Christ child delivered to us from God directly as a messenger of truth. People think the majority of that.

"What a world, what a world!"

"The horror, the horror!"
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Leonardo DiCaprio says his look in Paul Thomas Anderson's 'One Battle After Another' was inspired by Boba Fett. "I had this vision of these wraparound optical glasses like Boba Fett. Those are the ones I had to choose."
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Very cool wallpaper possibility here.
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On the Carbon Freezing Chamber set of The Empire Strikes Back.
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Lee Harvey Oswald had worked for the CIA before they set him up in Dallas. J. Edgar Hoover & Allen Dulles killed JFK as he backed out on a promise to send the US Military to "back up" a "grass roots" led invasion of Cuba the CIA orchestrated to get rid of Castro. JFK was also for not doing Vietnam.
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Star Wars 35th Anniversary Souvenir poster by Lawrence Noble & Ralph McQuarrie. Japan, 2008.
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The first three episodes of a new Star Wars animated series DROID DIARIES are now streaming on the official Star Wars Kids YouTube channel. Nobody cares about Star Wars anymore. Especially the YouTubers making grift from telling their followers how nobody cares about Star Wars anymore.