Cal
@stoneonaphone.bsky.social
how could i survive a tooth extraction without mario galaxy
October 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
how could i survive a tooth extraction without mario galaxy
had a dream I was holding my old beagle last night, still miss u Snickers
July 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
had a dream I was holding my old beagle last night, still miss u Snickers
dk bananza is the perfect gluttonous gorilla simulator, no notes
July 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
dk bananza is the perfect gluttonous gorilla simulator, no notes
somehow i never understood minecraft or the sims, yet here i am building a huge settlement in fallout 4…
May 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
somehow i never understood minecraft or the sims, yet here i am building a huge settlement in fallout 4…
do you ever just wander around the house and find something and go “why is this here”
May 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
do you ever just wander around the house and find something and go “why is this here”
am i crazy or is it completely out of pocket to bring your drinking cup into the bathroom with you
April 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
am i crazy or is it completely out of pocket to bring your drinking cup into the bathroom with you
been watching the first season of The Traitors recently and occasionally i ask my cats in a dramatic scottish accent, “are you a faithful…or a trrrrrrrraitor”
March 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
been watching the first season of The Traitors recently and occasionally i ask my cats in a dramatic scottish accent, “are you a faithful…or a trrrrrrrraitor”
its national football time, meaning ill be asking “who’s playing?” at least ten times as i pass the through the living room and never retain the answer
February 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
its national football time, meaning ill be asking “who’s playing?” at least ten times as i pass the through the living room and never retain the answer
how come no one warned me that skyward sword was good, i feel lied to
February 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
how come no one warned me that skyward sword was good, i feel lied to
ive been offered life insurance, im so oldé
January 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
ive been offered life insurance, im so oldé
the saddest part is when you sleep well and still have bags under your eyes
January 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the saddest part is when you sleep well and still have bags under your eyes
skyrizzening has begun
December 29, 2024 at 8:06 PM
skyrizzening has begun
i saved this house from burning down, i feel entitled to extra blueberry bread
December 22, 2024 at 8:03 PM
i saved this house from burning down, i feel entitled to extra blueberry bread
meds have finally been approved, its a christmas miracle
December 20, 2024 at 2:31 PM
meds have finally been approved, its a christmas miracle
me: *just going about my day*
my brain for no reason: “COMPASS OF YOUR HEART”
my brain for no reason: “COMPASS OF YOUR HEART”
December 7, 2024 at 5:03 PM
me: *just going about my day*
my brain for no reason: “COMPASS OF YOUR HEART”
my brain for no reason: “COMPASS OF YOUR HEART”
according to my doctor i need new meds, according to my insurance i should try not being sick
November 20, 2024 at 10:37 PM
according to my doctor i need new meds, according to my insurance i should try not being sick