I’ll take 9 abortions please!

I’ve thought a lot about fostering teenagers and older kids to give them a safe place between being in the system and aging out of it :) it’s definitely something I’m interested in doing someday, there’s just also a part of me that really wants a baby with my bf LOL so basically I perish

I want to have kids but everything about pregnancy and birth scares the ever living fuck out of me I would just be having a 9 month long panic attack

Poor girl’s coochie is just a black hole

I’m sorry but if I’m ever pregnant and the nurse tells me I’m gonna have NINE KIDS I’m shooting myself right then and there. Twins would cause me to have a meltdown I fear

Fr girl spawned in her own football team + 1 😭

Bro is yearning

And when I try to guess what they said I always guess wrong

I love Amy’s

I loved this movie so much growing up that I would watch it every single night to go to sleep and couldn’t sleep if it wasn’t on 😭

On the bright side, with a wig your hair can look however the hell you want it to. I wore hella wigs when I shaved my head and it was pretty fun getting to change my appearance so easily