Yuri Gagarin
@stoneryurigagarin.bsky.social
First man officially in space, though I have visited many times before (and since). Proud Cosmonaut testing the limits of our celestial and infused plains.
Hope you all enjoyed your holiday "cousin walk" this year. I know I did, even if it was more of a "stand in the driveway".
December 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hope you all enjoyed your holiday "cousin walk" this year. I know I did, even if it was more of a "stand in the driveway".
As usual the pumpkin pie wasn't the only thing that got baked this Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to my Comrades on the Group W Bench!
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
As usual the pumpkin pie wasn't the only thing that got baked this Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to my Comrades on the Group W Bench!
We watch many of his films on Vostok I. RIP to the great character actor, Udo Kier.
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
We watch many of his films on Vostok I. RIP to the great character actor, Udo Kier.
Congratulations to my fellow Cosmonauts inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame tonight
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Congratulations to my fellow Cosmonauts inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame tonight
Well, my fellow cosmonauts, the Canadian dream ended. Only 99 days till we all gather around the diamond in Spring.
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Well, my fellow cosmonauts, the Canadian dream ended. Only 99 days till we all gather around the diamond in Spring.
I've know lots of guys who buy pink lighters because "no one will steal a pink lighter". I own a pink lighter, yet have never bought a pink lighter...
September 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I've know lots of guys who buy pink lighters because "no one will steal a pink lighter". I own a pink lighter, yet have never bought a pink lighter...
Celebrating fellow Cosmonaut Dave Chappelle by watching his cinematic tour de force Half Baked.
August 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Celebrating fellow Cosmonaut Dave Chappelle by watching his cinematic tour de force Half Baked.
RIP Jim Lovell my fellow spaceman. I'll see you in the stratosphere.
August 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
RIP Jim Lovell my fellow spaceman. I'll see you in the stratosphere.
I'm Dyslexic (and so therefore have to look up, and double check like 9 times, how you spell Dyslexic (WHY SPELL IT LIKE THAT, WE WHO SUFFER CAN NOT USE THE LETTER Y LIKE A VOWEL!))
July 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I'm Dyslexic (and so therefore have to look up, and double check like 9 times, how you spell Dyslexic (WHY SPELL IT LIKE THAT, WE WHO SUFFER CAN NOT USE THE LETTER Y LIKE A VOWEL!))
Only going into low orbit on this Monday night.
May 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Only going into low orbit on this Monday night.
May or may not have spent at least an hour reading about the first 13 Leos today on Wikipedia...how dare you judge me...go fuck yourselves.
May 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
May or may not have spent at least an hour reading about the first 13 Leos today on Wikipedia...how dare you judge me...go fuck yourselves.
Spaceballs is just the love child of Star Wars and It Happened One Night...you can not change my mind.
April 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Spaceballs is just the love child of Star Wars and It Happened One Night...you can not change my mind.
The Jetsons takes place in 2062...George Jetson is 40 in the show...George Jetson is already 3 years old.
March 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The Jetsons takes place in 2062...George Jetson is 40 in the show...George Jetson is already 3 years old.
I wonder if the dimension the ship goes to in Event Horizon is just the BDSM dimension of Hellraiser?
February 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I wonder if the dimension the ship goes to in Event Horizon is just the BDSM dimension of Hellraiser?
I wonder if RFK jr. would like to join me in space...without a space suit. Make Earth Safe From Idiots Again. MESFIA
January 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I wonder if RFK jr. would like to join me in space...without a space suit. Make Earth Safe From Idiots Again. MESFIA
RIP to fellow Cosmonaut Garth Hudson, the last member of The Band to walk to Earth.
The Genetic Method / Chest Fever - The Band - The Last Waltz
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January 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
RIP to fellow Cosmonaut Garth Hudson, the last member of The Band to walk to Earth.
In the old USSR we used to fight Nazis. Stoner nation still does.
January 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In the old USSR we used to fight Nazis. Stoner nation still does.
I feel as though a mouthful and a gulp are two different measures. Like I'm fairly certain there are 2 gulps in a mouthful, and like 2 swigs to the gulp? Join me in the stars.
December 17, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I feel as though a mouthful and a gulp are two different measures. Like I'm fairly certain there are 2 gulps in a mouthful, and like 2 swigs to the gulp? Join me in the stars.
My dog Laika gets all snuggly when I go to space cause he knows he will get all the pets.
December 15, 2024 at 8:04 AM
My dog Laika gets all snuggly when I go to space cause he knows he will get all the pets.
I was half way through a foreign film...when the drugs began to take hold #readingisfundamental#subtitles#Crouchingtigerhiddendragon
December 11, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I was half way through a foreign film...when the drugs began to take hold #readingisfundamental#subtitles#Crouchingtigerhiddendragon
Just strapped my ass to Vostok 1, see you in space Comrades.
December 7, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Just strapped my ass to Vostok 1, see you in space Comrades.
In space we don't smoke grass we smoke astroturf.
December 5, 2024 at 3:09 AM
In space we don't smoke grass we smoke astroturf.
Za Vashe Zdorovie to my Comrades on the Group W bench, only a true Cosmonaut would have that many Thanksgiving dinners that couldn't be beat. RIP Alice.
November 28, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Za Vashe Zdorovie to my Comrades on the Group W bench, only a true Cosmonaut would have that many Thanksgiving dinners that couldn't be beat. RIP Alice.
In Soviet Union we stoners were not lowly Astronauts! We were Cosmonauts!!!
November 28, 2024 at 6:53 AM
In Soviet Union we stoners were not lowly Astronauts! We were Cosmonauts!!!