Lowkey forgot that kids care about brainrot. Had a student today in genuine tears because his friend said he was stupidmaxxing.

Boss said I gotta stop swearing in front of the students. I gotta remind them my frontal lobe ain’t developed i’m gonna say “oh shit” if I fall down the stairs

Flexing my job real quick. Had a student last year who was non verbal and we couldn’t get to stop crying unless she had an iPad. Today she asked VERBALLY if we could play catch instead of playing on the tablet. Progress Progress Progress.

Big ahh pimple on my lip