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Ryan "Definitely Has A Cool Nickname" Lynch
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I like lotsa stuff. One way or another, this darkness got to give.

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Here it is aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

If you've never heard us before, this is the place to start, imo
Pretty crazy that after all this, there's still no major democrats actively campaigning on packing the courts. Wild.
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I wanted to finish Tunic before Metroid Prime 4 came out and I beat it last night and I really thought it was a masterpiece.
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
wat
He had his own dental clinic - with weird old man masks on the wall.
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
At my physical, I asked if there were any vaccines I should get because it's getting harder to get vaccines because the government rules and standards keep changing and she said "what does the govt have to do with vaccines, what do you mean?" ??????? how does she not know????
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As someone who went to several Lee Zeldin events (before he became too much of a coward to hold any), this is the most relatable Trump has ever been to me
nobody has ever been more bored than Trump is while Lee Zeldin drones on and on
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when ween said "we're going to flush the toilet on the air" I felt that
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I just had a crazy idea. What if we cut out the insurance companies entirely, which are fundamentally a scam because they must take in more money than they put out to exist, and replace them with some sort of system that has a "single payer" for government backed healthcare. Now what to call it
Bessent on CNBC re: White House health care plans: "I'm not involved in the conversation. I know President Trump wants working Americans to keep more of their money, cut out the insurance companies, and we'll see. He's the president of solutions, and I'm sure that we will have a solution to this."
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
oh no, not a magician
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think what we're seeing here is the effect talking to a normal, likeable guy has on someone who has only talked to freaks like JD Vance and Stephen Miller for a year.
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
two weeks, I'm sure
JD Vance: "I think that we have a great healthcare plan coming together."
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Vulcan must be stoked that Larry is easily the worst Summers brother.
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i have to read all day every day for job and i've never once gotten a book it reward from pizza hut
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"Why do you relate to the Flash so much?"
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
is this the petard everyone's always hoisting themselves on?
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
thank you clay higgins for being the lone voice against holding a cabal of elite child sex criminals only slightly accountable you are a true american hero
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I know the ACA didn't go far enough (thanks joe lieberman) but I think a lot of people, especially younger folks, don't know just how fucked insurance was before it. It went way beyond the subsidies and Medicaid expansion to really improve healthcare in america
"Traditional health insurance" pre-ACA didn't cover pre-ex, had annual/lifetime caps, didn't cover important things like having a baby, led to many declaring bankruptcy when they got sick. Even then, ~50M had no insurance at all because they still couldn't afford it. They clogged ERs to get care.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
it's actually pronounced "McGriddle"
Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I wish I could remember my dream from last night, but all I can recall is "karaoke with Michael Myers"
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I was behind a very exasperated teen at the mall who loudly said "6 7" to no response from anyone and then muttered "fuck my chungus of a life" under his breath
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Incredible
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I hope he gets reverse Guy-Gardnered and goes back to having a soul
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
checking in on my maga family and they're posting about hillary deleting emails lmao
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If Democrats actually gave a fuck, I think it'd be possible to trick him into bullying the GOP to get a universal healthcare system. Or at least splinter their party over it.
Trump: "We want a healthcare system where we pay the money to the people instead of the insurance companies. We're gonna be working on that very hard over the next short period of time. Where the people get the money. We're talking about trillions and trillions of dollars."
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
we made it almost a whole week of feeling like we had a chance. cool
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Democrats are so fucking useless
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM