KW
@stopall-snowblind.bsky.social
35. They/Them. Fandom nerd, parent, crafter. Running on coffee and ao3, and lots of yarn.
Eating dinner in front of the Minecraft movie, my kid sings Steve’s Lava Chicken and then says, “That trashy man is sassy!”
January 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Eating dinner in front of the Minecraft movie, my kid sings Steve’s Lava Chicken and then says, “That trashy man is sassy!”
Marking my last book of the year as finished on StoryGraph even though I still have 24% left to go, because I simply cannot allow 2026 to claim 76% of a book it did not earn.
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Marking my last book of the year as finished on StoryGraph even though I still have 24% left to go, because I simply cannot allow 2026 to claim 76% of a book it did not earn.
My kid asking for help naming a character for his story apparently unlocks an unskippable monologue about every name we almost named him and why we didn’t pick them in the end. Whoops 🤷🏼
December 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My kid asking for help naming a character for his story apparently unlocks an unskippable monologue about every name we almost named him and why we didn’t pick them in the end. Whoops 🤷🏼
The struggles of a neurodivergent child who has been asked to handle his mess: “Ugh, this doom pile is so doom-y. And so pile-y. 😖”
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The struggles of a neurodivergent child who has been asked to handle his mess: “Ugh, this doom pile is so doom-y. And so pile-y. 😖”
Six days until Christmas, the world is in shambles, but my kid did start a new story called “Uranus, God of Farts” this morning so maybe it’s not all bad.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Six days until Christmas, the world is in shambles, but my kid did start a new story called “Uranus, God of Farts” this morning so maybe it’s not all bad.
I thought being into the Exy books was bad, but it almost feels worse when it’s a real sport 😅
can’t believe the hockey yaoi got me like this. damn
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I thought being into the Exy books was bad, but it almost feels worse when it’s a real sport 😅
Can confirm, the ‘add water’ advice works with snow ⛄️
December 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Can confirm, the ‘add water’ advice works with snow ⛄️
38 questions standing between me and winter break
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
38 questions standing between me and winter break
Teaching him the joys and frustrations of movie adaptations this morning 🤣
I always knew reading books that I loved as a kid to my son would feel special, but I didn’t realize it would make me feel so emotional.
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Teaching him the joys and frustrations of movie adaptations this morning 🤣
I always knew reading books that I loved as a kid to my son would feel special, but I didn’t realize it would make me feel so emotional.
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I always knew reading books that I loved as a kid to my son would feel special, but I didn’t realize it would make me feel so emotional.
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
“Sure, babe, I can take you outside to play… Mama’s just crying about fanfiction again, I’m fine, no worries… yeah, I don’t know why I do this to myself, either.”
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“Sure, babe, I can take you outside to play… Mama’s just crying about fanfiction again, I’m fine, no worries… yeah, I don’t know why I do this to myself, either.”
Snow day for one, go day for another. Normal day for the cat, at least 😹
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Snow day for one, go day for another. Normal day for the cat, at least 😹
When you show up looking like this & still catch a “ladies first”, it can only be thanksgiving 😅🫠😭 Cooked me worse than the turkey, it’s fine
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When you show up looking like this & still catch a “ladies first”, it can only be thanksgiving 😅🫠😭 Cooked me worse than the turkey, it’s fine
Somehow, growing out my buzz cut with the intention of styling it more masculinely has not made me any more thankful for the Mullet Stage.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Somehow, growing out my buzz cut with the intention of styling it more masculinely has not made me any more thankful for the Mullet Stage.
If you’ve ever wondered what being married to me looks like, last night my partner was messing with my nose & I said, “Finger your own orifices, cretin!”
Poor guy has survived 12 years of this. 😅
Poor guy has survived 12 years of this. 😅
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
If you’ve ever wondered what being married to me looks like, last night my partner was messing with my nose & I said, “Finger your own orifices, cretin!”
Poor guy has survived 12 years of this. 😅
Poor guy has survived 12 years of this. 😅
the PMDD is winning today, and I am ready to let ittttt
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the PMDD is winning today, and I am ready to let ittttt
Forever and ever apologizing to the universe for adding another white man to the ecosystem JESUS THIS ISH IS IMPOSSIBLEEEEEEEUGH
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Forever and ever apologizing to the universe for adding another white man to the ecosystem JESUS THIS ISH IS IMPOSSIBLEEEEEEEUGH
And they can actually fight me, because a family stopped when they drove by earlier and their kid was literally jumping for joy.
I’ll pay whatever ticket they want to give me, because that’s horrific.
No child should be thrilled to find a bucket of ramen and bars outside, they should just be fed!
I’ll pay whatever ticket they want to give me, because that’s horrific.
No child should be thrilled to find a bucket of ramen and bars outside, they should just be fed!
“No, pretty sure that’s a bucket, not a pantry.”
“I have no idea how that food got in there, that’s a great question.”
“Nope, that’s definitely not my handwriting on the sign telling folks to take what they need.”
“I have no idea how that food got in there, that’s a great question.”
“Nope, that’s definitely not my handwriting on the sign telling folks to take what they need.”
In our town, we’re not allowed to have a little free pantry or anything in our yard without a permit.
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
And they can actually fight me, because a family stopped when they drove by earlier and their kid was literally jumping for joy.
I’ll pay whatever ticket they want to give me, because that’s horrific.
No child should be thrilled to find a bucket of ramen and bars outside, they should just be fed!
I’ll pay whatever ticket they want to give me, because that’s horrific.
No child should be thrilled to find a bucket of ramen and bars outside, they should just be fed!
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
“No, pretty sure that’s a bucket, not a pantry.”
“I have no idea how that food got in there, that’s a great question.”
“Nope, that’s definitely not my handwriting on the sign telling folks to take what they need.”
“I have no idea how that food got in there, that’s a great question.”
“Nope, that’s definitely not my handwriting on the sign telling folks to take what they need.”
In our town, we’re not allowed to have a little free pantry or anything in our yard without a permit.
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“No, pretty sure that’s a bucket, not a pantry.”
“I have no idea how that food got in there, that’s a great question.”
“Nope, that’s definitely not my handwriting on the sign telling folks to take what they need.”
“I have no idea how that food got in there, that’s a great question.”
“Nope, that’s definitely not my handwriting on the sign telling folks to take what they need.”
In our town, we’re not allowed to have a little free pantry or anything in our yard without a permit.
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
In our town, we’re not allowed to have a little free pantry or anything in our yard without a permit.
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
“Out here in podunk town, eating dinner next to a cow.”
November 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Out here in podunk town, eating dinner next to a cow.”