It's outrageous how UnitedHealthcare has muscled so many neighborhood mom-and-pop health insurers out of the business

Awww same! I found most of my mutuals... however, we've drifted back to Twitter

Ty for the engagement lol, I fear this platform isn't gonna make it

I condemn the killing of the concentration camp guard who was just following orders. This doesn't end the Holocaust and may actually make things worse.

Well it's not called Nightsky

For that matter, what's up with 8.5x11" letter paper? Life would be better if advertisements and medical bills were printed on scrolls, spilling out of my mailbox and into the street. The whole world should print in the style of CVS receipts.

Not writing books about how Robert Mueller is going to save us for three years would be a good start

Great idea. I also recommend quickly and loudly counting down from ten. If they can't come up with an answer by "one," make a buzzer noise and scream "TOO LATE!" Slam a door in their face, if possible. It's an important reminder that everyone's time is valuable--theirs just as much as yours.

Embarrassed to recall that in 2016 I truly believed they were gonna get him on Russia stuff. At least this time around nobody really believes that. Nobody's calling for the Electoral College to refuse to certify his win or any stupid shit like that. At least we're a little more clear-eyed.

Guess I was being a dumb-ass, har har!

Yeah sry @vampiricguru on twitter but I just changed my @