Corey Miller
@stopeatingbees.bsky.social
I stole this identity 12 years ago and can't figure out how to give it back
When it came back out four hours later, I could still identify most of the fun marshmallow shapes
May 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
When it came back out four hours later, I could still identify most of the fun marshmallow shapes
Walked in on a guy pooping last night, I'll never forget the look on his penis
May 26, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Walked in on a guy pooping last night, I'll never forget the look on his penis
if starsky and hutch gained weight they'd be husky and starch follow me for more hard hitting political discourse
January 11, 2024 at 12:49 PM
if starsky and hutch gained weight they'd be husky and starch follow me for more hard hitting political discourse
My porn name is Zarathrustra
January 6, 2024 at 11:51 AM
My porn name is Zarathrustra
I'd rather die.
January 4, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I'd rather die.
Ouroboros but it's a burrito
January 4, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Ouroboros but it's a burrito
Girl are you the top of Doug Dimmadome's hat because you're out of sight
January 2, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Girl are you the top of Doug Dimmadome's hat because you're out of sight
God knew I'd be unstoppable if I had any ambition, so he gave me a large penis to keep me docile. Well played, old man.
December 30, 2023 at 3:30 PM
God knew I'd be unstoppable if I had any ambition, so he gave me a large penis to keep me docile. Well played, old man.
My intrusive thoughts are all 90's sitcom themes. There's not even a pill for that
December 30, 2023 at 2:27 PM
My intrusive thoughts are all 90's sitcom themes. There's not even a pill for that
I could swear I've said some shit on here before now.
December 29, 2023 at 3:44 PM
I could swear I've said some shit on here before now.