Leavitt tomorrow

They were signalling "Can you please bomb us again" so we did the right thing.

Someone needs to invent an indoor practice pitch with variable/adjustable bounce, spin, humidity etc

Dementia is one of his better qualities

Yes, from Australia.
No rapists. no pedophiles, no grifters, no narcissists, no psychopaths, no Russian assets can run for President.

Send him to a Venezuelan prison.

But, Leavitt said every member of congress and the house were fine with it.

His cabinet would eat his shit and tell him how great it tastes.
Best poop, ever!

I don't like psychopaths, pedophiles, conmen, rapists, racists, grifters, Russian assets, golf cheats, so he's got no chance of me liking him

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Yeah and Jeff Dahmer was working for the FBI, investigating alternative meats.

If he wants the ballroom to remind me of him, I'm recommending a false ceiling, fake floors and everything covered in fools gold

This has gone viral, I'll add the perfect clip. I mean this is objectively funny.

bsky.app/profile/atru...

"Mr President, you're the most handsome, youngest, smartest, tallest, strongest, biggest, toughest President in the whole wide world, ever, including the future and all other galaxies and parallel dimensions."