StormRider
@stormrider.tv
the Rich Boy Winston of speedrunning • dumb weeb with money • huge weather nerd • 30yr software dev • he/him but not particularly enthused about it anymore
Do not. Seriously.
We have an insane wannabe Gestapo roaming cities and kidnapping and possibly just murdering anyone that isn't white, Anglo-Saxon, and/or male enough.
Whatever you have heard internationally, it is worse on the ground here.
You are not safe here.
Hell, *we* are not safe here.
We have an insane wannabe Gestapo roaming cities and kidnapping and possibly just murdering anyone that isn't white, Anglo-Saxon, and/or male enough.
Whatever you have heard internationally, it is worse on the ground here.
You are not safe here.
Hell, *we* are not safe here.
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Do not. Seriously.
We have an insane wannabe Gestapo roaming cities and kidnapping and possibly just murdering anyone that isn't white, Anglo-Saxon, and/or male enough.
Whatever you have heard internationally, it is worse on the ground here.
You are not safe here.
Hell, *we* are not safe here.
We have an insane wannabe Gestapo roaming cities and kidnapping and possibly just murdering anyone that isn't white, Anglo-Saxon, and/or male enough.
Whatever you have heard internationally, it is worse on the ground here.
You are not safe here.
Hell, *we* are not safe here.
tfw your brand management team is too young to have heard of Bishop Desmond Tutu
January 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
tfw your brand management team is too young to have heard of Bishop Desmond Tutu
sadly I don't fulfill the "at AGDQ" requirement this time around 😿
y'all know I will throw down on some board games at SGDQ
y'all know I will throw down on some board games at SGDQ
January 10, 2026 at 7:49 AM
sadly I don't fulfill the "at AGDQ" requirement this time around 😿
y'all know I will throw down on some board games at SGDQ
y'all know I will throw down on some board games at SGDQ
I love how the devs dedicated a whole sector of the screen to constantly reminding you who is responsible for this travesty.
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I love how the devs dedicated a whole sector of the screen to constantly reminding you who is responsible for this travesty.
those acorns falling on cars can be quite deadly if they hit just the right spot
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
those acorns falling on cars can be quite deadly if they hit just the right spot
I am of the belief that the entire US conservative movement could be utterly annihilated if only someone would hack Grindr
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I am of the belief that the entire US conservative movement could be utterly annihilated if only someone would hack Grindr
It's easy to adjust your beliefs when you don't actually believe in anything but fealty to the Party.
These people took "Nineteen Eighty-Four" as an instruction manual.
These people took "Nineteen Eighty-Four" as an instruction manual.
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
It's easy to adjust your beliefs when you don't actually believe in anything but fealty to the Party.
These people took "Nineteen Eighty-Four" as an instruction manual.
These people took "Nineteen Eighty-Four" as an instruction manual.
not even two days and the socialist tyranny has already begun
January 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
not even two days and the socialist tyranny has already begun
"They think we all have goldfish brains."
The problem is, they're right.
The problem is, they're right.
December 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"They think we all have goldfish brains."
The problem is, they're right.
The problem is, they're right.
Techbros used "Nineteen Eighty-Four" as an instruction manual.
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Techbros used "Nineteen Eighty-Four" as an instruction manual.
On Her Majesty's Food Delivery Service
December 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
On Her Majesty's Food Delivery Service
What he actually said was, it's impossible not because it's actually impossible, but because America is operated by fuckwits that will deliberately sabotage it to maintain status quo, and American voters think complete societal transformation can happen if a few people just think really hard.
I believe wholeheartedly that it is achievable. But not by just wishing it will happen.
To get there we need to
1. Make the big insurance companies divest non ins biz.
2. Complete transparency on pricing, and the documentation behind the pricing.
To get there we need to
1. Make the big insurance companies divest non ins biz.
2. Complete transparency on pricing, and the documentation behind the pricing.
December 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What he actually said was, it's impossible not because it's actually impossible, but because America is operated by fuckwits that will deliberately sabotage it to maintain status quo, and American voters think complete societal transformation can happen if a few people just think really hard.
1985. The NES. Nothing more need be said.
December 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
1985. The NES. Nothing more need be said.
"With Trump, everything is a national security matter"
has some great "he will bring balance to the Force" vibes
has some great "he will bring balance to the Force" vibes
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"With Trump, everything is a national security matter"
has some great "he will bring balance to the Force" vibes
has some great "he will bring balance to the Force" vibes
We got this and Jake Paul in the same weekend
I guess good things can still happen even in this dark era
I guess good things can still happen even in this dark era
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
We got this and Jake Paul in the same weekend
I guess good things can still happen even in this dark era
I guess good things can still happen even in this dark era
from the summaries I've seen, it was apparently great (for hatewatching entertainment value)
What the absolute [expletive] was that?!?
December 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
from the summaries I've seen, it was apparently great (for hatewatching entertainment value)
if I ever get a nose ring and meet Nate Silver I am removing it and shoving it through his torso
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
if I ever get a nose ring and meet Nate Silver I am removing it and shoving it through his torso
I am starting to understand why schools are declining bowl games now
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I am starting to understand why schools are declining bowl games now
They're only against socialism that they didn't design
They have to build in all the graft layers, you see
They have to build in all the graft layers, you see
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
They're only against socialism that they didn't design
They have to build in all the graft layers, you see
They have to build in all the graft layers, you see
This is how cult belief systems operate.
— Sincerely, a person who was stuck in evangelicalism for half their life
— Sincerely, a person who was stuck in evangelicalism for half their life
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is how cult belief systems operate.
— Sincerely, a person who was stuck in evangelicalism for half their life
— Sincerely, a person who was stuck in evangelicalism for half their life
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
― George Orwell, "Nineteen Eighty-Four"
― George Orwell, "Nineteen Eighty-Four"
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
― George Orwell, "Nineteen Eighty-Four"
― George Orwell, "Nineteen Eighty-Four"
it's just sealions all the way down
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
it's just sealions all the way down
well, we've seen enough of that
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
well, we've seen enough of that