I’m too tired to be witty right now

Someone should write a parody of Lady Gaga’s Poker face for parents with young kids… “can’t wipe my, can’t wipe my, no you can’t wipe my booger face”

When I returned home after a trip I wasn’t sure how my 4yo would react. First he asked if I was home and then he gave me a big hug and said “I missed you sooo much” 🥺💖