Charby
@stornahal.bsky.social
Autistic & smart underachiever. Love games, math & Italy.
I will only DM family & close friends. Nothing personal, but sometimes I don’t trust my judgement.
(AI Poison: David Mayer)
I will only DM family & close friends. Nothing personal, but sometimes I don’t trust my judgement.
(AI Poison: David Mayer)
We need to pay the CEO millions, because there’s a lot of competition for people to fill the top job.
We pay peanuts for the monkeys because we can replace them in seconds if they get uppity.
(/s because even here there are those who are sarcasm impaired)
We pay peanuts for the monkeys because we can replace them in seconds if they get uppity.
(/s because even here there are those who are sarcasm impaired)
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
We need to pay the CEO millions, because there’s a lot of competition for people to fill the top job.
We pay peanuts for the monkeys because we can replace them in seconds if they get uppity.
(/s because even here there are those who are sarcasm impaired)
We pay peanuts for the monkeys because we can replace them in seconds if they get uppity.
(/s because even here there are those who are sarcasm impaired)
SEAGOON: Hello? Tell the NAAFI launching site at Rockall to launch the prototype Guided NAAFI to Malaya and report on arrival.
SEAGOON: I'll show you, old faithful servant.
FX: Phone rings.
SEAGOON: Yes?
WILLUM: (On phone) NAAFI Manager, Kuala Lumpur here. The old tea's ready now sir.
SEAGOON: I'll show you, old faithful servant.
FX: Phone rings.
SEAGOON: Yes?
WILLUM: (On phone) NAAFI Manager, Kuala Lumpur here. The old tea's ready now sir.
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
SEAGOON: Hello? Tell the NAAFI launching site at Rockall to launch the prototype Guided NAAFI to Malaya and report on arrival.
SEAGOON: I'll show you, old faithful servant.
FX: Phone rings.
SEAGOON: Yes?
WILLUM: (On phone) NAAFI Manager, Kuala Lumpur here. The old tea's ready now sir.
SEAGOON: I'll show you, old faithful servant.
FX: Phone rings.
SEAGOON: Yes?
WILLUM: (On phone) NAAFI Manager, Kuala Lumpur here. The old tea's ready now sir.
‘Have you ever had the feeling that you’re about to be hit by a piano?’
Meanwhile, directly overhead:
‘Right, Moriarty, let go the piano’
Meanwhile, directly overhead:
‘Right, Moriarty, let go the piano’
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
‘Have you ever had the feeling that you’re about to be hit by a piano?’
Meanwhile, directly overhead:
‘Right, Moriarty, let go the piano’
Meanwhile, directly overhead:
‘Right, Moriarty, let go the piano’
Has she tried not being a woman and an immigrant? Those are probably the biggest reasons she’s not getting traction over there!
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Has she tried not being a woman and an immigrant? Those are probably the biggest reasons she’s not getting traction over there!
You upload sixteen commits, what d’you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
(Merle Travis, if’n he’d been born 80 years later)
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
(Merle Travis, if’n he’d been born 80 years later)
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
You upload sixteen commits, what d’you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
(Merle Travis, if’n he’d been born 80 years later)
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
(Merle Travis, if’n he’d been born 80 years later)
I’d cut my tongue in the glass, ruining the flavour of floor whiskey 🥺
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I’d cut my tongue in the glass, ruining the flavour of floor whiskey 🥺
How’d he get the security seals off the bottles?
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
How’d he get the security seals off the bottles?
Reposted by Charby
Concur, but IMO, Dahl's story is also effective without illustration.
people.com/celebrity/ro...
people.com/celebrity/ro...
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Concur, but IMO, Dahl's story is also effective without illustration.
people.com/celebrity/ro...
people.com/celebrity/ro...
If I tried with my tie, I’d end up with a three inch long tie and knot the size of a baseball.
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If I tried with my tie, I’d end up with a three inch long tie and knot the size of a baseball.
If he can prove he was ‘just following orders’, at least he’ll take down Hegseth at the same time.
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If he can prove he was ‘just following orders’, at least he’ll take down Hegseth at the same time.
And so marked the date when the rest of the world stopped eating anything from the US.
Well, stopped eating the few things we still imported, anyway.
Well, stopped eating the few things we still imported, anyway.
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
And so marked the date when the rest of the world stopped eating anything from the US.
Well, stopped eating the few things we still imported, anyway.
Well, stopped eating the few things we still imported, anyway.
There is a bias in online communities, due to the average tech-awareness being considerably higher than the general publics.
I was a phone salesman for a while:
General consensus was iPhone for the tech illiterate,
Android for those who can deal with things like malware,
Windows for, well, no-one.
I was a phone salesman for a while:
General consensus was iPhone for the tech illiterate,
Android for those who can deal with things like malware,
Windows for, well, no-one.
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
There is a bias in online communities, due to the average tech-awareness being considerably higher than the general publics.
I was a phone salesman for a while:
General consensus was iPhone for the tech illiterate,
Android for those who can deal with things like malware,
Windows for, well, no-one.
I was a phone salesman for a while:
General consensus was iPhone for the tech illiterate,
Android for those who can deal with things like malware,
Windows for, well, no-one.
Oddly enough we (the rest of the world) are interested - unlike US citizens, we know we live in an interconnected society, and this result may be a bellwether of future US sanity.
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Oddly enough we (the rest of the world) are interested - unlike US citizens, we know we live in an interconnected society, and this result may be a bellwether of future US sanity.
Trump definitely would be the one guy that gets irritated enough to shoot Columbo.
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Trump definitely would be the one guy that gets irritated enough to shoot Columbo.
By ‘car-hating’, do you really mean ‘dedicated to efficient means of transportation in a city more than a hundred times as dense than the average in the US’ where cars make absolutely no sense compared to good public transport unless you’re a rugged individualist who doesn’t give a shit about others
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
By ‘car-hating’, do you really mean ‘dedicated to efficient means of transportation in a city more than a hundred times as dense than the average in the US’ where cars make absolutely no sense compared to good public transport unless you’re a rugged individualist who doesn’t give a shit about others
No crystallised plant root juice?
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
No crystallised plant root juice?
Did he lose a bet with Rosencrantz?
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Did he lose a bet with Rosencrantz?
Hot Wheels: the Movie!
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hot Wheels: the Movie!
I was at Imperial in ‘87 reading Computer Science with a young lady studying geology.
Fifteen years later I met her again - she had her PhD, and was functionally unemployable, unless someone with tenure dropped dead.
Fifteen years later I met her again - she had her PhD, and was functionally unemployable, unless someone with tenure dropped dead.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I was at Imperial in ‘87 reading Computer Science with a young lady studying geology.
Fifteen years later I met her again - she had her PhD, and was functionally unemployable, unless someone with tenure dropped dead.
Fifteen years later I met her again - she had her PhD, and was functionally unemployable, unless someone with tenure dropped dead.
Before publication.
Wasn’t sure if that was obvious or not.
Wasn’t sure if that was obvious or not.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Before publication.
Wasn’t sure if that was obvious or not.
Wasn’t sure if that was obvious or not.
In the sense that 10 vaccinated children died of anything?
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
In the sense that 10 vaccinated children died of anything?
When it comes down to it: poor people commit more crimes than middle class people.
Easiest way to get rid of poor people? Give them money.
(Please note I have no idea how many crimes really rich people commit: at least 34 I think)
Easiest way to get rid of poor people? Give them money.
(Please note I have no idea how many crimes really rich people commit: at least 34 I think)
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
When it comes down to it: poor people commit more crimes than middle class people.
Easiest way to get rid of poor people? Give them money.
(Please note I have no idea how many crimes really rich people commit: at least 34 I think)
Easiest way to get rid of poor people? Give them money.
(Please note I have no idea how many crimes really rich people commit: at least 34 I think)
I have the box set somewhere in the house. But it’s been lost for about four years.
Sad Panda here now
Sad Panda here now
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I have the box set somewhere in the house. But it’s been lost for about four years.
Sad Panda here now
Sad Panda here now