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servers are so powerful. “together or separate?” is such a loaded question
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
servers are so powerful. “together or separate?” is such a loaded question
We’re all dogs in God’s hot car
December 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We’re all dogs in God’s hot car
Someone in my building laughs in the parking lot around 8am every morning and idk what she’s laughing about but her joy warms my heart
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Someone in my building laughs in the parking lot around 8am every morning and idk what she’s laughing about but her joy warms my heart
There’s a point in every pre-med’s life where you’re learning neuroanatomy for the first time and realize “ohhhh… that’s why some people have foot fetishes”
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
There’s a point in every pre-med’s life where you’re learning neuroanatomy for the first time and realize “ohhhh… that’s why some people have foot fetishes”
Don’t forget to feed and water your med students
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Don’t forget to feed and water your med students
There is nothing worse in this world than booking flights
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There is nothing worse in this world than booking flights
I’m in an incredible relationship with an amazing partner, but I keep feeling like I’m missing something. I’m thinking about opening up the relationship to a second.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I’m in an incredible relationship with an amazing partner, but I keep feeling like I’m missing something. I’m thinking about opening up the relationship to a second.
I wonder how decrease in infant mortality rates has changed the way we parent our kids. How many cold, distant parents were really just waiting to see if the kid would make it before they got attached?
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I wonder how decrease in infant mortality rates has changed the way we parent our kids. How many cold, distant parents were really just waiting to see if the kid would make it before they got attached?
being ADHD and a spooky witchy bitch is so silly. “FUCK what phase of the moon is it??”
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
being ADHD and a spooky witchy bitch is so silly. “FUCK what phase of the moon is it??”
Sick and tired of waking up, toasting bread, leaving the house, and coming home to cold toast
October 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sick and tired of waking up, toasting bread, leaving the house, and coming home to cold toast
I have a tight connection and the flight attendant made an announcement to be like please let these people off first, and the grown man next to me was like “I’ve had tight connections before so I get it” like he just did shrooms for the first time and invented empathy
September 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I have a tight connection and the flight attendant made an announcement to be like please let these people off first, and the grown man next to me was like “I’ve had tight connections before so I get it” like he just did shrooms for the first time and invented empathy
when conspiracy theorists said lizard people are running the government do you think they just meant RFK bc I do see how you could get there
September 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
when conspiracy theorists said lizard people are running the government do you think they just meant RFK bc I do see how you could get there
There should be a word for chain-smoking but instead of cigarettes it’s peanuts with the shells on
August 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
There should be a word for chain-smoking but instead of cigarettes it’s peanuts with the shells on
One of my favorite things about San Francisco is I see so many more people with (visible) disabilities out living their lives. With their day programs at the park, on the bus to work, out w friends taking BART to the Giants game. Public transit makes places accessible
August 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
One of my favorite things about San Francisco is I see so many more people with (visible) disabilities out living their lives. With their day programs at the park, on the bus to work, out w friends taking BART to the Giants game. Public transit makes places accessible
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The BLS reported sluggish job growth. So Trump fired its chief.
No, really.
Trump has one rule: if the numbers flatter him, they’re truth. If they don’t, they’re lies - and someone’s gotta pay.
This is how autocrats treat reality: as disposable. zurl.co/3vqKy
No, really.
Trump has one rule: if the numbers flatter him, they’re truth. If they don’t, they’re lies - and someone’s gotta pay.
This is how autocrats treat reality: as disposable. zurl.co/3vqKy
Trump Gets Rid of Those Pesky Statistics
The numbers were simply not patriotic enough.
zurl.co
August 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The BLS reported sluggish job growth. So Trump fired its chief.
No, really.
Trump has one rule: if the numbers flatter him, they’re truth. If they don’t, they’re lies - and someone’s gotta pay.
This is how autocrats treat reality: as disposable. zurl.co/3vqKy
No, really.
Trump has one rule: if the numbers flatter him, they’re truth. If they don’t, they’re lies - and someone’s gotta pay.
This is how autocrats treat reality: as disposable. zurl.co/3vqKy
There are many reasons I think God made nonbinary people but one of them I think is to help straight people understand their partners of the opposite gender
July 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There are many reasons I think God made nonbinary people but one of them I think is to help straight people understand their partners of the opposite gender
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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
June 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
If you’re a Democrat you can get denied healthcare from the VA. If you’re a Republican you can get denied healthcare from the VA.
Your politics or marital status should never determine whether you get care.
But at VA hospitals, that’s now allowed — thanks to Trump’s rollback of anti-discrimination rules.
A gross betrayal of the very veterans who served this country.
zurl.co/ljZDI
#veterans
#VA
#StandUpForScience
But at VA hospitals, that’s now allowed — thanks to Trump’s rollback of anti-discrimination rules.
A gross betrayal of the very veterans who served this country.
zurl.co/ljZDI
#veterans
#VA
#StandUpForScience
VA hospitals remove politics and marital status from guidelines protecting patients from discrimination
Department of Veterans Affairs says the changes come in response to a Trump executive order ‘defending women’
zurl.co
June 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If you’re a Democrat you can get denied healthcare from the VA. If you’re a Republican you can get denied healthcare from the VA.
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Hi. Hello.
If you don't "believe" germ theory, you probably shouldn't be the head of HHS in 2025.
We said what we said. Send skeet.
#StandUpforScience
If you don't "believe" germ theory, you probably shouldn't be the head of HHS in 2025.
We said what we said. Send skeet.
#StandUpforScience
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. apparently embraces the outdated "miasma theory" of disease instead of the widely accept "germ theory" of disease, which may help explain some of the actions he's been taking.
Ancient miasma theory may help explain Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s vaccine moves
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. apparently embraces the outdated "miasma theory" of disease instead of the widely accept "germ theory" of disease, which may help explain some of the actions he's been taking.
n.pr
June 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hi. Hello.
If you don't "believe" germ theory, you probably shouldn't be the head of HHS in 2025.
We said what we said. Send skeet.
#StandUpforScience
If you don't "believe" germ theory, you probably shouldn't be the head of HHS in 2025.
We said what we said. Send skeet.
#StandUpforScience
A big FUCK YOU to everyone who told me I was overreacting when I said Trump would deploy the military on US soil.
June 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
A big FUCK YOU to everyone who told me I was overreacting when I said Trump would deploy the military on US soil.
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ACOG is deeply disappointed by HHS’s move to drop COVID-19 vaccine recommendations in pregnancy. The science is clear: COVID-19 remains dangerous in pregnancy and vaccination protects both patients and newborns. The vaccine is safe and protects families. Read our full statement: buff.ly/OGue7sO
May 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
ACOG is deeply disappointed by HHS’s move to drop COVID-19 vaccine recommendations in pregnancy. The science is clear: COVID-19 remains dangerous in pregnancy and vaccination protects both patients and newborns. The vaccine is safe and protects families. Read our full statement: buff.ly/OGue7sO
The most insane critique of the US healthcare system is that it is too easy for people to access and that too many people have it
May 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The most insane critique of the US healthcare system is that it is too easy for people to access and that too many people have it
I’m pretty chill about what media is appropriate for kids but I should NOT have been listening to “Jack & Diane” by John Cougar Mellencamp that young. “Life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone” gave me an existential crisis before I had front teeth
May 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I’m pretty chill about what media is appropriate for kids but I should NOT have been listening to “Jack & Diane” by John Cougar Mellencamp that young. “Life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone” gave me an existential crisis before I had front teeth