Simon Webster
@storytimewithsimon.bsky.social
International Australian author, self published. Writing kids books, adult parodies, educational resources and non fiction....
Dare to dream.....
Dare to dream.....
his book isn’t about perfect marriages ❤️
It’s about surviving the real ones 😬
The sequel is now out.
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
It’s about surviving the real ones 😬
The sequel is now out.
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
January 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
his book isn’t about perfect marriages ❤️
It’s about surviving the real ones 😬
The sequel is now out.
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
It’s about surviving the real ones 😬
The sequel is now out.
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
😂💍 Marriage isn’t perfect; but it sure is entertaining!
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
😂💍 Marriage isn’t perfect; but it sure is entertaining!
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
Teachers! Need a quick, ready-to-use resource on positive behaviour?
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
January 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Teachers! Need a quick, ready-to-use resource on positive behaviour?
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
To kids, real heroes don’t wear capes... they make dinner, read stories & give the best hugs. 💛
A heartwarming picture book celebrating everyday family heroes. 👨👩👧👦✨
Available here - mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
A heartwarming picture book celebrating everyday family heroes. 👨👩👧👦✨
Available here - mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
January 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
To kids, real heroes don’t wear capes... they make dinner, read stories & give the best hugs. 💛
A heartwarming picture book celebrating everyday family heroes. 👨👩👧👦✨
Available here - mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
A heartwarming picture book celebrating everyday family heroes. 👨👩👧👦✨
Available here - mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
Death is the one topic everyone feels but few want to talk about.
The Spark invites readers into a simple and honest conversation about what it means to live, die and remain connected.
If you want a fresh way to think about mortality, start here: mybook.to/thespark
The Spark invites readers into a simple and honest conversation about what it means to live, die and remain connected.
If you want a fresh way to think about mortality, start here: mybook.to/thespark
January 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Death is the one topic everyone feels but few want to talk about.
The Spark invites readers into a simple and honest conversation about what it means to live, die and remain connected.
If you want a fresh way to think about mortality, start here: mybook.to/thespark
The Spark invites readers into a simple and honest conversation about what it means to live, die and remain connected.
If you want a fresh way to think about mortality, start here: mybook.to/thespark
😂 Forget the copycats... this is the original fart with a storyline.
The Fart That Lost its Bum is truly one of a kind 💨
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
The Fart That Lost its Bum is truly one of a kind 💨
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
😂 Forget the copycats... this is the original fart with a storyline.
The Fart That Lost its Bum is truly one of a kind 💨
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
The Fart That Lost its Bum is truly one of a kind 💨
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
A jungle. A challenge. A group of animals who refuse to give up.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue follows a young chimp leading his friends to protect their home.
Written by 10-year-old Jack, this story proves great storytelling has no age limit.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue follows a young chimp leading his friends to protect their home.
Written by 10-year-old Jack, this story proves great storytelling has no age limit.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
January 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
A jungle. A challenge. A group of animals who refuse to give up.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue follows a young chimp leading his friends to protect their home.
Written by 10-year-old Jack, this story proves great storytelling has no age limit.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue follows a young chimp leading his friends to protect their home.
Written by 10-year-old Jack, this story proves great storytelling has no age limit.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
The first An Idiot’s Guide travelled further than I ever expected 🌍
This one exists because of that 🙏
The sequel is now live. Same marriage. New lessons 😅
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
This one exists because of that 🙏
The sequel is now live. Same marriage. New lessons 😅
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
January 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
The first An Idiot’s Guide travelled further than I ever expected 🌍
This one exists because of that 🙏
The sequel is now live. Same marriage. New lessons 😅
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
This one exists because of that 🙏
The sequel is now live. Same marriage. New lessons 😅
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
Teachers! Need a quick, ready-to-use resource on positive behaviour?
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Teachers! Need a quick, ready-to-use resource on positive behaviour?
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
Looking for the perfect gift for Mum or Dad? 💝
This charming picture book reminds us the greatest heroes are right at home.
A story kids love & parents' treasure. 🦸♀️🦸♂️
👇
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
This charming picture book reminds us the greatest heroes are right at home.
A story kids love & parents' treasure. 🦸♀️🦸♂️
👇
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
January 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Looking for the perfect gift for Mum or Dad? 💝
This charming picture book reminds us the greatest heroes are right at home.
A story kids love & parents' treasure. 🦸♀️🦸♂️
👇
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
This charming picture book reminds us the greatest heroes are right at home.
A story kids love & parents' treasure. 🦸♀️🦸♂️
👇
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
🤣 One book. One fart. One missing bum.
Nothing else even comes close.
The Fart That Lost its Bum 💨
👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
Nothing else even comes close.
The Fart That Lost its Bum 💨
👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
🤣 One book. One fart. One missing bum.
Nothing else even comes close.
The Fart That Lost its Bum 💨
👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
Nothing else even comes close.
The Fart That Lost its Bum 💨
👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
My wife says I don’t listen.
At least, I think that’s what she said… 🤔😂
If that sounds familiar, you’ll love An Idiot’s Guide to Keeping Your Wife Happy.
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
At least, I think that’s what she said… 🤔😂
If that sounds familiar, you’ll love An Idiot’s Guide to Keeping Your Wife Happy.
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
January 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
My wife says I don’t listen.
At least, I think that’s what she said… 🤔😂
If that sounds familiar, you’ll love An Idiot’s Guide to Keeping Your Wife Happy.
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
At least, I think that’s what she said… 🤔😂
If that sounds familiar, you’ll love An Idiot’s Guide to Keeping Your Wife Happy.
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
Fiction lets you hide. Non fiction means standing in the open. The Spark is me doing that, sharing honest thoughts on death and what it means to be alive.
mybook.to/thespark
mybook.to/thespark
January 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Fiction lets you hide. Non fiction means standing in the open. The Spark is me doing that, sharing honest thoughts on death and what it means to be alive.
mybook.to/thespark
mybook.to/thespark
If you have ever felt unsure about what death means or struggled with the idea of letting go, The Spark provides a simple way to think about it with honesty and comfort.
It is a conversation about the nature of life and the return that follows.
Discover it here: mybook.to/thespark
It is a conversation about the nature of life and the return that follows.
Discover it here: mybook.to/thespark
January 7, 2026 at 9:40 PM
If you have ever felt unsure about what death means or struggled with the idea of letting go, The Spark provides a simple way to think about it with honesty and comfort.
It is a conversation about the nature of life and the return that follows.
Discover it here: mybook.to/thespark
It is a conversation about the nature of life and the return that follows.
Discover it here: mybook.to/thespark
Teachers! Need a quick, ready-to-use resource on positive behaviour?
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
January 7, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Teachers! Need a quick, ready-to-use resource on positive behaviour?
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
To kids, real heroes don’t wear capes... they make dinner, read stories & give the best hugs. 💛
A heartwarming picture book celebrating everyday family heroes. 👨👩👧👦✨
Available here - mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
A heartwarming picture book celebrating everyday family heroes. 👨👩👧👦✨
Available here - mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
To kids, real heroes don’t wear capes... they make dinner, read stories & give the best hugs. 💛
A heartwarming picture book celebrating everyday family heroes. 👨👩👧👦✨
Available here - mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
A heartwarming picture book celebrating everyday family heroes. 👨👩👧👦✨
Available here - mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
Men, step one: read An Idiots Guide To Keeping Your Wife Happy.
Step two: read An Idiots Guide To Surviving Marriage.
Step three: repeat 😂
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
Step two: read An Idiots Guide To Surviving Marriage.
Step three: repeat 😂
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Men, step one: read An Idiots Guide To Keeping Your Wife Happy.
Step two: read An Idiots Guide To Surviving Marriage.
Step three: repeat 😂
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
Step two: read An Idiots Guide To Surviving Marriage.
Step three: repeat 😂
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
🌙 Bedtime books come and go…
But there’s only one that makes everyone laugh out loud.
The Fart That Lost its Bum... nothing like it!
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
But there’s only one that makes everyone laugh out loud.
The Fart That Lost its Bum... nothing like it!
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
January 7, 2026 at 9:07 PM
🌙 Bedtime books come and go…
But there’s only one that makes everyone laugh out loud.
The Fart That Lost its Bum... nothing like it!
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
But there’s only one that makes everyone laugh out loud.
The Fart That Lost its Bum... nothing like it!
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
Meet Chimpy.
A young chimp, a jungle under threat, and a rescue mission driven by teamwork.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a colourful picture book written by 10-year-old author Jack.
A fun story with a clear message about courage and protecting the world we live in.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
A young chimp, a jungle under threat, and a rescue mission driven by teamwork.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a colourful picture book written by 10-year-old author Jack.
A fun story with a clear message about courage and protecting the world we live in.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Meet Chimpy.
A young chimp, a jungle under threat, and a rescue mission driven by teamwork.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a colourful picture book written by 10-year-old author Jack.
A fun story with a clear message about courage and protecting the world we live in.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
A young chimp, a jungle under threat, and a rescue mission driven by teamwork.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a colourful picture book written by 10-year-old author Jack.
A fun story with a clear message about courage and protecting the world we live in.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
😂💍 Marriage isn’t perfect; but it sure is entertaining!
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
January 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
😂💍 Marriage isn’t perfect; but it sure is entertaining!
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
Looking for the perfect gift for Mum or Dad? 💝
This charming picture book reminds us the greatest heroes are right at home.
A story kids love & parents' treasure. 🦸♀️🦸♂️
👇
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
This charming picture book reminds us the greatest heroes are right at home.
A story kids love & parents' treasure. 🦸♀️🦸♂️
👇
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Looking for the perfect gift for Mum or Dad? 💝
This charming picture book reminds us the greatest heroes are right at home.
A story kids love & parents' treasure. 🦸♀️🦸♂️
👇
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
This charming picture book reminds us the greatest heroes are right at home.
A story kids love & parents' treasure. 🦸♀️🦸♂️
👇
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
Teachers! Need a quick, ready-to-use resource on positive behaviour?
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Teachers! Need a quick, ready-to-use resource on positive behaviour?
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
Many people fear death because it feels unknown. The Spark explores it through science, reflection and personal insight in a way that feels steady and human.
If you have ever wondered what might sit beyond the final moment, this book offers a grounding perspective.
Explore it here mybook.to/thespark
If you have ever wondered what might sit beyond the final moment, this book offers a grounding perspective.
Explore it here mybook.to/thespark
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Many people fear death because it feels unknown. The Spark explores it through science, reflection and personal insight in a way that feels steady and human.
If you have ever wondered what might sit beyond the final moment, this book offers a grounding perspective.
Explore it here mybook.to/thespark
If you have ever wondered what might sit beyond the final moment, this book offers a grounding perspective.
Explore it here mybook.to/thespark
The first An Idiot’s Guide travelled further than I ever expected 🌍
This one exists because of that 🙏
The sequel is now live. Same marriage. New lessons 😅
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
This one exists because of that 🙏
The sequel is now live. Same marriage. New lessons 😅
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The first An Idiot’s Guide travelled further than I ever expected 🌍
This one exists because of that 🙏
The sequel is now live. Same marriage. New lessons 😅
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
This one exists because of that 🙏
The sequel is now live. Same marriage. New lessons 😅
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
💨 The Fart That Lost its Bum... the one and only.
Funny. Clever. Totally original.
There’s nothing else like it anywhere in the world!
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
Funny. Clever. Totally original.
There’s nothing else like it anywhere in the world!
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
💨 The Fart That Lost its Bum... the one and only.
Funny. Clever. Totally original.
There’s nothing else like it anywhere in the world!
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
Funny. Clever. Totally original.
There’s nothing else like it anywhere in the world!
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...