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@str8davidarchuleta.bsky.social
yes, i chose to send melania home. no, i don’t mean the white house.
I KNEW IT. 8hrs of sleep and missed nothing!! I know her too well 🤭
December 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I KNEW IT. 8hrs of sleep and missed nothing!! I know her too well 🤭
something has never been more representative of me—representing the thousand lives i’ve lived in this past month
December 20, 2024 at 12:27 AM
something has never been more representative of me—representing the thousand lives i’ve lived in this past month
so, i held space. now what?
November 27, 2024 at 5:15 AM
so, i held space. now what?
realizing that unless i marry rich, i’ll have to keep contributing to a 401(k)
November 23, 2024 at 5:23 AM
realizing that unless i marry rich, i’ll have to keep contributing to a 401(k)
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November 22, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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this not u? ah got it, got it
November 22, 2024 at 5:00 AM
this not u? ah got it, got it
just ordered a 10-piece mcnugget for $1 and they accidentally gave me TWO 10-piece orders.
November 22, 2024 at 1:51 AM
just ordered a 10-piece mcnugget for $1 and they accidentally gave me TWO 10-piece orders.
i’m not ready to end my “fuck it, we ball” era! can we PLEASE amend the plan?? i need a do-over
November 20, 2024 at 6:30 AM
i’m not ready to end my “fuck it, we ball” era! can we PLEASE amend the plan?? i need a do-over
midday coffee order loading: triple espresso over ice with sugar-free vanilla, cinnamon, and oat milk (yes, i get looks but the baristas now know my order when i walk in soooo)
November 18, 2024 at 8:23 PM
midday coffee order loading: triple espresso over ice with sugar-free vanilla, cinnamon, and oat milk (yes, i get looks but the baristas now know my order when i walk in soooo)
undecided/3rd party/non-voters when they see trump’s cabinet picks taking away their rights AND eggs still cost $6
November 18, 2024 at 5:37 AM
undecided/3rd party/non-voters when they see trump’s cabinet picks taking away their rights AND eggs still cost $6