Ultimate Chicken Horse. The perfect party game.

@jeffgerstmann.com is in the process of ranking every NES game. You can find the list at 8bitnintendo.science. There’s over 600 games on the list, but you might be able to find it if you scroll through for a while!

Tetris (NES)

This makes me so unbelievably happy!

Naming prescription drugs. I could knock that shit out of the park.

As someone who has had it since I was a young child, you honestly learn to drown it out. Earplugs at loud spaces (like concerts) are a must, but besides that, white noise and fans is cliche for a reason.

Cotton Eyed Joe is a kind of cosmic horror that would make HP Lovecraft blush.

What an awesome gift. I bought a copy off eBay a few years ago and it came with the original receipt from launch day 1992. It has become one of my most prized possessions.

I’ve always loved American Eagle jeans. Hella soft and quite stretchy as well.

Classic Gray or DevKit Blue