Pass the mortar and pestle it’s 2030 somewhere

the most majestic of crows!

The internet will need more of this cat and his thick mitts omg

This is…really excellent! Is it all right for me to use this as a wallpaper?

Aw! The two cuties judging you for broadcasting their likeness for internet points. Adorable!

It’s the nice place, where the nice users are just as quiet and docile as they are on Twitter/X/Reddit

You find it and the tip is smeared black with ink from a drunken bullet journal update smh

Choose wisely

“Guess I’ll die” man is now “Guess I’ll Bluesky” man

Welcome! Clearly Bluesky is going to want photos of these cats :p

Same! Here, the world awaits our thoughts with as much passivity and ignorance as we got on Twitter and X :p

when your occupation is your name
oh wait that’s me too

every new cabinet appointment is an eye roll. top talent and high turnover, just like the last trump term. the scary thing is this game of musical chairs starring billionaires you never knew existed is like the least online part of our populous

give it time