completely given up on trying to get to sleep and instead listening to the most insane DJ transitions from the house party next to me. where did blue monday come from? 2 mins later replaces by more generic dubstep and nostalgic party songs.

2 hours on hold just to be told that they appreciate my honesty but I never needed to call. flaming rain from the sky and all that.

Of these four pairs of shoes, which two pairs do you think are the lowest in quality?

Make a choice before opening this thread. Then I'll tell you something about shoe quality. 🧵

When I decided that coloured bottoms were bad I should not have used my friends peach coloured skinny jeans as the definition of said coloured bottoms

the true horrors of poltergeist weren't the evil ghosts or the cemetery bursting through the ground but rather the mums age. what do you mean she's like 32 with a teenage daughter

if I was travelling through snow and ice in greenland and I saw a radioactive green pool of water that was nice and hot i'd be getting in, prehistoric evil worms or not

genuinely begging men to wear a tshirt under their martial arts tops,,, i know you don't wash those enough to justify going shirtless. also hate the chest exposure when doing grabs.

there is no hatred stronger than that felt by my dad towards the bird at the start of the twin peaks opening credits

jumped on a tram full entirely of teenage boys who would sing every time they passed another stop counting down bow many they had left. somehow went from 6 left on one stop to getting off at the next. thank fuck

tried to open spotify and somehow managed to look up spo4 santiago full movie on edge. with bing ofc

I stg vanity sizing is going to have me wearing size -4 within the next ten years

in a better life id work for my local council as the guy who gets to go around pruning back all the plants that grow over footpaths from private property

dilfs are alive and real, genuinely thought they were going extinct